I saw the new Milla Jovovich film Ultraviolet last night and I wrote a haiku about it.
Future vampire flick
was filmed in Shanghai daylight
and makes little sense
It's not the most awful movie ever made, but I had to struggle to remember more than two or three that were as bad or worse. Seriously - it's just a big, tedious turd of a release. It should have gone straight to video. Do not pay to see it.
Capitalizing on the recent popularity of DC's Power Girl, Marvel relaunches Ms. Marvel in her own series. Something there is that doesn't love built, busty blondes who can benchpress buses, but that something ain't me.
Cover art by Frank Cho, interiors by Robert De La Torre. Available at comic speciality shops beginning Wednesday, March 1.
Capitalizing on the recent popularity of DC's Power Girl, Marvel relaunches Ms. Marvel in her own series. Something there is that doesn't love built, busty blondes who can benchpress buses, but that something ain't me. 
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