Right off the bat let's get one thing clear - Stealth is not a
good movie. Set in the context of a U.S. Navy aircraft
carrier in "the near future," the story is not credible, the plot
doesn't track, and the cliches are thickly set. The "future" fighter
planes used look nothing like the U.S. military's next generation
F/A-22 Raptor, or even like the other candidate for the role, Boeing's
X-32. If anything, the planes resemble the Russian superfighter from Firefox.
Top Gun had better effects and more believable dogfight scenes, despite being 20 years old. But Top Gun did not have Jessica Biel.
No Hollywood A-list actress has ever been more muscular in a movie than Biel is in Stealth. It's out on DVD now.
Pauline Nordin is one of the most beautiful bodybuilders in the history of the
sport, and a fan favorite. This 2005 video highlights her amazing
physique and the dedication she shows in the gym. From the producer:
...A
perfect example of feminine muscularity, Pauline is graced with both
youthful beauty and what some have called the perfect female
bodybuilder's physique. You'll see Pauline in the gym blasting each
bodypart, backstage pumping up and practicing posing at the Swedish
Nationals, posing beachside, in the studio and in video from behind the
scenes at a photo shoot.
The videography, sound and
editing on this DVD is extremely professional. It's one of the finest
pieces of video ever produced in this genre.
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I love the porn guys. Not because I think they're fun to be
around, or admirable in the way they conduct themselves, or inclined to
meticulous personal hygiene, or...well, you get the idea: not for
anything good. I love them because they are so utterly
shameless in being scumbags. See, I could never do that. I
can be a scumbag when the situation calls for it, but I couldn't be a
scumbag all the time, or I would have to kill myself. But for the porn guys, that's just not an issue.
So I found an article over at AVN, the porn industry news portal, about how one company, JM Productions (NSFW), has already jumped on the iPod video bandwagon. Selections from the AVN article:
“It’s really a technological marvel," explained JM
webmaster Tony Malice. "The picture on the 2.5-inch LCD screen is
simply amazing and the units feature a very trendy and elegant design.
And our in office testing has shown that cum cleans off the iPod quite
easily. Apple did a great job.”
[...]
“Many of our customers are not able to access our website at their
offices as many companies have a policy against viewing sodomy and
maniacal throat-fucking in the workplace,” remarked JM owner Jeff
Steward. “Now they can download content from the newest Gag Factor or
Lesbian Bukkake and jerk off in the bathroom after lunch. We’re making
peoples’ lives better."
I'm curious whether any readers have already moved stimulating videos
over to an iPod or other handheld device. No "handheld" jokes,
please - just because the rocket scientists at JM Productions somehow
missed that particular gag doesn't mean we have to use it.
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