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I love the porn guys. Not because I think they're fun to be
around, or admirable in the way they conduct themselves, or inclined to
meticulous personal hygiene, or...well, you get the idea: not for
anything good. I love them because they are so utterly
shameless in being scumbags. See, I could never do that. I
can be a scumbag when the situation calls for it, but I couldn't be a
scumbag all the time, or I would have to kill myself. But for the porn guys, that's just not an issue.
So I found an article over at AVN, the porn industry news portal, about how one company, JM Productions (NSFW), has already jumped on the iPod video bandwagon. Selections from the AVN article:
“It’s really a technological marvel," explained JM
webmaster Tony Malice. "The picture on the 2.5-inch LCD screen is
simply amazing and the units feature a very trendy and elegant design.
And our in office testing has shown that cum cleans off the iPod quite
easily. Apple did a great job.”
[...]
“Many of our customers are not able to access our website at their
offices as many companies have a policy against viewing sodomy and
maniacal throat-fucking in the workplace,” remarked JM owner Jeff
Steward. “Now they can download content from the newest Gag Factor or
Lesbian Bukkake and jerk off in the bathroom after lunch. We’re making
peoples’ lives better."
I'm curious whether any readers have already moved stimulating videos
over to an iPod or other handheld device. No "handheld" jokes,
please - just because the rocket scientists at JM Productions somehow
missed that particular gag doesn't mean we have to use it.
Thought you guys would get a kick out of this - the top 20 search
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