DeeAnn Donovan on Trading Spouses
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Check out fitness hottie DeeAnn Donovan on Fox's "Trading Spouses" this Thursday, November 16th.  We get to meet the whole Donovan family.  It's running at 9pm on the east coast, check you local listings for times.

Trading Spouses [Fox.com]
Official Website of DeeAnn Donovan [DeeAnnModel.com]

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Madonna
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Saw on the Drudge Report that Madonna appeared unusually muscular at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon yesterday.  Went looking for photos, couldn't find any.  I did, however, find this blurb that will make many of you feel very old:
The queen of pop hardly needs an introduction. Beginning her career as a dancer in the late 70's Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone started her musical career in 1983 with her self-titled debut that included classic pop songs such as ‘Holiday' and ‘Borderline.' With her undeniable charisma, stunning sex appeal and ability to always push boundaries she became not only a star but also an icon. Throughout the 80s she defined pop music. She combined her musical career with acting and has appeared in movies such as ‘Dick Tracy' and ‘Who's That Girl.' In 1996 she took on the lead role in Andrew Lloyd Webber's musical ‘Evita.' Despite pushing forty she has been very active lately and released "American Life" in 2003. She is married to British director Guy Ritchie.
"Pushing forty?"  She was born during the Eisenhower Administration.  And what's this "despite" business?  You know the copywriter on that is some 23-year-old scrap of eurotrash thinking, "Quarante, cinquante, qu'importe-t-il?" FWIW, I'm pushin' 40 and I was still waiting for my pubic hair to come in when Madonna had her first hit.

 
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So DC rolled out a new superheroine today, an update of the WWII-era Fawcett Comics "Bulletgirl".  ("Bulletman" kicks the bucket on page 5.)  They're calling her "Bulleteer", with no apparent apology to Bill Black at AC Comics.  The blurb:
When his experiments go awry, Harrower is suffocated under a coating of steel skin. His wife Alix survives the horrific accident only to find herself an outcast and a freak. Now jobless, alone, and encased in super-hard, living metal, she is a truly reluctant super-human.
The late Dr. Harrower is depicted as a superheroine fetishist, prone to spending time on the web at a thinly disguised "Superheroine Central" site and swapping sex fantasies with online role-players.  His fetish and demise while attempting to make himself the equal of his superhuman fantasy girls demonstrate the truth of the old adage that life's a superbitch, and then you die.  Harrower was fixated on invulnerability and breasts though not, apparently, in that order.

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Grant Morrison is the creator of Bulleteer.  Morrison's not-so-subtle circular gag is that Harrower's widow is likely to inspire far more superheroine fetishism than any of the late doctor's objects of onanism.  It's hard to say for sure, but it looks as if Bulleteer has four or five cup sizes on Bulletgirl, and might even win the DC superheroines' wet t-shirt contest. 


Powergirl is gonna be pissed.  Perhaps not since an age-regressed Wonder Woman mocked the meager mammary developments of an age-progressed Wonder Girl in the 2000 "Sins of Youth" storyline has a DC title been so open about lactiferous tissue hypertrophy, i.e. spectacularly over-developed hooters. 

Seriously - take a look at her.  I don't mean to complain, and I'm sure sales will kick ass, but isn't it a bit much?

 
Last Night's Party
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ImageSome of you might already be familiar with Last Night's Party (LNP) - it's a site run by a fellow calling himself Merlin Bronques, and it's written up in today's Sunday New York Times Styles Section.  I'm supposed to casually use the word "scenester" in a blog post about the site and this topic, but I can't bring myself to do it.  

So Bronques gets himself into hot parties and then photographs everyone in attendance with a digicam.  He has a gift for capturing the moment, and he's become kind of the Toulouse-Lautrec of early 21st century New York.  The whole thing is pretty much a yawnfest for me - been there, done that - but he did get a nice picture of a musclegirl showing off her stuff so I decided to link him.  The girl looks a bit familiar, but I can't place her.

Women also seem very eager to pull down their tops for him, so you might not want to check the site at work.
 
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