I Don't ♥ Brooks
Wednesday, 31 May 2006
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No man deserves to be this lucky.
I don't know when I really came to hate Brooks of Sports by Brooks. I know that I began to dislike him months and months ago, but I didn't truly start wishing him harm until he posted the Maui pics. Now I want the fucker dead. It's just plain, raw, unmitigated envy/rage/hate.

It's inexcusable that one man should be permitted to travel to Hawaii with these three women all to himself. And the fucker rubs it in:
  • Here's busty Denise and athletic Annie in Boston.
  • Denise again (OMFG) in Seattle.
  • Denise in Maui, again showing that she's got some pipes, too.
  • More of Crystal, who makes my heart ache.
  • Denise in Our Nation's Capital, with an enormous phallic symbol in the background.
  • Jackie in Los Angeles - the world's sexiest hobbit girl.
  • And last but not least, the profoundly over-developed Lisa.
Brooks, speaking for men everywhere, you are a selfish dick and we all hate you. (But don't stop posting the photos, please.)

Update: Somehow I forgot to mention the buffest, flexiest, most athletic and cutest, Melissa. (Melissa also was - I think - the star of a wildly popular internet hoax from a year or so back.


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egad   | 70.112.93.xxx | 2006-05-31 22:32:52
Wow, I've looked at that picture of Denise many times and somehow never noticed the monument in the background.
Lingster - Yeah?   | 141.152.15.xxx | 2006-05-31 22:33:57
What were you looking at, then?
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