The Amazon Diet seems rife with comedic potential. Here's the blurb:
Lose Weight The Way South American
Natives Have Been For Centuries.
From the heart of Brazilian Jungle, we are bringing you a breakthrough - an extract from Chá de Bugre, a powerful fat burning botanical. Used for centuries by the South American natives, it has been completely unknown to the modern civilization. Let us uncover a well-kept secret to the perfect body, higher confidence and a better quality of life hidden in the 'Brazilian miracle diet'.