The IMDb bio for mega-hottie Timea Majorova, born October 2, 1974 Zeliezovce, Slovakia:
Height
5' 8" (1.73 m)
Trivia
Named 1995 Miss Slovakia Fitness
Won the 1997 Amateur World Championships (a fitness competition)
She speaks Slovakian, Hungarian and Russian.
And hopefully - by now - English. By the way...how the hell do you pronounce "Zeliezovce"? Far as I'm concerned, a word has two letter z's in it, it better be either:
an 80s beard band
an island off the east coast of Africa
or a popular tomato sauce, cheese and bread dish you can order for home delivery.
If it was up to me we'd use the threat of nuclear annihilation to mandate English-style spelling by former Warsaw Pact nations. Seriously, what's the point of winning the Cold War if we still have to look at these alphabetical explosions? Zeliezovce, I dub thee "Sally". Don't make me fly over there and fix the signs myself, because I will crap in your town square, piss in your beer and have rampant, outdoor, public sex with your fitness-celebrity-aspiring daughters. And I'll like it. (Probably a lot.)
