Whatever It Takes
Few critics spoke well of 1999's
Whatever It Takes, starring Andrew "Dice" Clay, Don "The Dragon" Wilson and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. The critics had good reason: the movie sucks. The IMDB page lists no writing credit - not even "Alan Smithee" - so either somebody doesn't want to be associated with this turkey or the movie didn't actually have a screenplay. Both scenarios seem equally possible.
Whatever It Takes has one good thing in abundance - muscle chicks. It's a veritable who's who of the late 90s fitness modeling scene:
- Vicky Pratt (topless scene!)
- Christine Lydon
- Ericca Kern
- Deidre Pagnanelli
- Laurie Vaniman
- Patty Sanchez
- Sherry Gideons
Apart from a single reference to
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (the only movie ever made bold enough to hang a koala bear) there's little else to commend this film. Half the scenes are a piss-poor knock-off of a Tarantino flick.
While you probably won't be able to find this dog at your local Blockbuster, you can pick it up for about the same amount of money on Amazon.com
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Whatever It Takes
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