Mary Katharine Ham responds to Alicia Silverstone's PETA advertisement. Various Amaz0ns readers have objected to my past bashing of vegetarians, vegans, fruitarians and other nibblers of nuts and berries, but the truth is that in addition to being good for you, meat is freakin' sexy. Eating meat is sensual in a way that carrot chomping or melon munching will never be. (Plus vegetarians are scrawny.)
(Ham also interviewed John "The Smeatonator" Smeaton, very possibly the greatest Scot since that guy who painted his face half-blue or that other guy who wrote that book, in this clip.)
This time I'm more offended by your link than the typically questionable political, ethical, and scientific claims; that is to say, the site you linked sucks at streaming video. After waiting for way too long I found it on Youtube, which I suppose compounded the disappointment.
Meat sexier than vegetables? Vegetarians are scrawny? Both arguments, even if true, are not even secondary considerations. The main concern is harming others -- taking their one and only life -- for no good reason. Meat as "sexier" than vegetables is not a remotely relevant worry; avoiding "scrawniness" is not a good reason at all. Herein lies one of my problems with PETA: they emphasize sexiness, promote a particular body-type (see for instance the uber-scrawny Pamela Anderson), in effect treating women like pieces of meat. Not cool.
That said, I do not know how on earth you can claim meat is sexier than vegetables? I suppose you have to ask yourself if you would rather take venison into bed with your lover or strawberries. "Gosh honey, feeding each other bbq ribs was a way better idea than grapes!" It's just another eyeroller from the same guy who earlier mistakenly invoked canine teeth in an effort to promote the naturalistic fallacy.
As far as scrawniness goes, well, that's a stereotype. I will grant that in all probability vegetarians are probably thiner than typical meat-eaters, and that's probably a good thing. The vegans I know love, love, LOVE to eat. I don't much care. Eating, sleeping, and shitting -- I wish I could do without all of it.
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2007-10-04 02:59:49
Let's all make extermination of all carnivores everywhere our top priority for the human race then, so much harm being done, so many lives being taken!
Dude. If he wants to say meat is sexy, what's wrong with that? How on earth can you possibly disagree with the following statement, "Lingster finds meat sexier than veggies or fruits", if it's TRUE? If you disagree with the sentiment expressed, say you disagree. Watching you accuse him of some sort of logical flaw when he says he finds meat sexy is the real eye-roller.
The scrawniness of most vegetarians/vegans who are not also lacto-ovo is verifiable by observation, and makes sense according to the data. Apart from soy, no plant source of protein provides all essential amino acids. In contrast, animal proteins are all complete proteins. Name me a non-lacto-ovo vegetarian/vegan bodybuilder, if you can?
I don't understand the thrust of your last paragraph. It's a good thing for people to be scrawny? You don't want to have to, well basically, live? Why on earth are you here??
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Let's all make extermination of all carnivores everywhere our top priority for the human race then, so much harm being done, so many lives being taken!
Straw man.
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Dude. If he wants to say meat is sexy, what's wrong with that?
He can say whatever he pleases, and others are free to criticize him, and still others are free to criticize critics and so on.
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How on earth can you possibly disagree with the following statement, "Lingster finds meat sexier than veggies or fruits", if it's TRUE? If you disagree with the sentiment expressed, say you disagree.
This is another howler. I can hypothetically grant the truthfulness of his statement because it's irrelevant. It's as if you claimed the power of invisibility in this discussion. "OK, I grant that you can turn yourself invisible. Of course, that's completely immaterial because..."
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Watching you accuse him of some sort of logical flaw when he says he finds meat sexy is the real eye-roller.
If you want me to accuse people of generating logical errors, then you just did: fallacy of equivocation. On a point of basic informal logic I contested the relevance of his sentiment vis-a-vis the "sexiness" of foods. On another level, as a matter of good taste, I think his view is ridiculous. Now, if you want to say what a person finds "sexier" is hopelessly subjective, fine. I mean, this is usually the route taken by people who claim THE DA VINCI CODE is better than THE ODYSSEY, but whatever.
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The scrawniness of most vegetarians/vegans who are not also lacto-ovo is verifiable by observation, and makes sense according to the data. Apart from soy, no plant source of protein provides all essential amino acids. In contrast, animal proteins are all complete proteins. Name me a non-lacto-ovo vegetarian/vegan bodybuilder, if you can?
I explicitly conceded that my personal observation confirms vegetarians tend to be...
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Let's all make extermination of all carnivores everywhere our top priority for the human race then, so much harm being done, so many lives being taken!
Dude. If he wants to say meat is sexy, what's wrong with that? How on earth can you possibly disagree with the following statement, "Lingster finds meat sexier than veggies or fruits", if it's TRUE? If you disagree with the sentiment expressed, say you disagree. Watching you accuse him of some sort of logical flaw when he says he finds meat sexy is the real eye-roller.
The scrawniness of most vegetarians/vegans who are not also lacto-ovo is verifiable by observation, and makes sense according to the data. Apart from soy, no plant source of protein provides all essential amino acids. In contrast, animal proteins are all complete proteins. Name me a non-lacto-ovo vegetarian/vegan bodybuilder, if you can?
I don't understand the thrust of your last paragraph. It's a good thing for people to be scrawny? You don't want to have to, well basically, live? Why on earth are you here??
My objection to Lingster on this one is his mocking of vegetarians - it's their choice just as it's his choice to find meat sexier than vegetables. I do feel that strawberries are sexiest of all, though. 8)
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2007-10-04 11:01:55
I love it when I start fights. Let's all go Jerry Springer and start throwing chairs. (Assuming the vegetarians can lift theirs.)
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I love it when I start fights. Let's all go Jerry Springer and start throwing chairs. (Assuming the vegetarians can lift theirs.)
Let's not, eh? :lol:
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Sorry Lingster, but meat-eating is not necessarily
healthy or good for you, especially if it's high in
saturated fat (as most meat
is)and shot through with hormones. If you have to eat
meat, make it lean and organic. Sure, it supplies complete protein, but vegetarians can get complete protein not only from soy products but from eating certain foods which complement each other, like
wheat bread and peanut butter. However, it's also true that vegetarianism is not necessarily healthier than meat-eating, especially if the vegetarian diet includes dairy products high
in saturated fats and hormones. Only a vegan diet
which excludes dairy products
would be healthier. The case for a vegetarian lifestyle is primarily a moral one: it is wrong to raise and kill animals for food when other options are
available, and it is a huge
waste of resources and money
to feed animals tons of
grain so they can be raised and slaughtered for food instead of consuming the grain directly.
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2007-10-04 13:19:19
Meat tastes better than grain.
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2007-10-04 13:21:32
The main reason I wrote this post is that I want to see what kind of Google hits I get from the term "Meat Porn". You wouldn't believe some of the keyword searches that land people here, and I thought this would be a fun one.
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2007-10-04 13:25:53
It turns out meat porn is only slightly less popular than the most famous FBB in the world.
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I feel that Philo made some good points wich deserve a proper reply from Lingster. As someone who studied cancer biology s an undergraduate, I can confirm that excessive consumption of fatty red meat is not good - it is particularly implicated in bowel cancer, which, as anyone who knows someone who has had it can confirm, is a particularly nasty illness. I am personally a meat-eater, and it is very true that vegetarians who do not ensure a good dietary supply of protein will be thinner and weaker than meat-eaters, but the glorification of meat and Lingster's apparent enthusiasm is not a good long-term strategy either, if it leads to excessive consumption (the worst country for this last time I looked was the US) for the reasons outlined above.
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2007-10-04 16:09:07
I did make a proper reply to Philo. Meat does taste better than grain.
Philo is free to invent a religion in which animals have rights, but I have conducted direct, first-person experiments concerning the tastiness of the meat that adorns many meat-bearing animals. It is my conclusion that the scientific evidence of tastiness outweighs his superstitious concerns about animals having rights.
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It is my conclusion that the scientific evidence of tastiness outweighs his superstitious concerns about animals having rights.
Farm animals have a right to be slaughtered in an humane manner.
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2007-10-04 17:19:35
In what holy book does it say that? I assume you've watched your share of wildlife programs, i.e. the one where a big cat catches some grassland herbivore and rips it open as it bleats in agony and terror?
If there's no God and no revealed truth, as you've argued previously, then there is surely no moral imperative that requires us to treat herbivores any better than predators treat them.
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2007-10-04 22:24:20
I am pretty sure many holy books claim animals are supposed to be treated with dignity and respect (though I disagree with what Judeo-Islamic scholars consider "humane" slaughter, for example). In an ideal world the lion lays down next to the lamb in peace and solidarity.
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If there's no God and no revealed truth, as you've argued previously, then there is surely no moral imperative that requires us to treat herbivores any better than predators treat them.
Since I am not familiar with cpbell's position, he can speak for himself, but I do want to say that, generally speaking, the above is a non sequitur. You're also failing to take into account that most human adults are moral agents, meaning we can choose not to eat meat. Animals also attack humans, so that mean it's OK for humans to attack humans, rip each other apart?
An open secret in the industrialized western world is that animal rights are already accepted on some level. If Lingster is arguing against even "humane" treatment, as his above statement seems to testify, then he's a social pariah. The public overwhelmingly accepts the argument that animals should not be tortured (for example) for pleasure. Perversely, animals can be forced to endure horrific conditions provided we plan on eating them.
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2007-10-04 23:09:06
Not only am I not a social pariah, I'm actually fairly popular. People invite me to parties all the time.
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Wait a minute, if Alicia Silverstone is off swimming naked in a pool, who's in her seat on Hollywood Squares?!?
Next thing I know the Surreal Life gang will be telling me to Rock the Vote or something.
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2007-10-05 08:45:15
Hitler was a vegetarian.
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Haha! :lol:
Surely not even you, Lingster can be that desperate. OK, here's one: Saddam was a meat-eater. :D
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2007-10-05 11:01:47
Saddam was not a "meat-eater", he was merely a person who ate meat. He did not form a personal identity around his food preferences.
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Semantics schemantics ...you are forming personal identities for people based around what they do or do not eat. Anyway, the Saddam reference was a flippant reply to your bizarre "Hitler was a vegetarian" remark.
Let's say we let this drop, eh? You're convinced that vegetarians are fair game for ridicule, I am not.
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2007-10-05 14:05:31
Hitler was very much connected to his identity as a vegetarian. He actively attempted to convert others to his culinary philosophy. His identity as a vegetarian is very different than, for example, his bisexuality or homosexuality, around which he did NOT craft an identity.
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Everyone is fair game for ridicule.
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In what holy book does it say that? I assume you've watched your share of wildlife programs, i.e. the one where a big cat catches some grassland herbivore and rips it open as it bleats in agony and terror?
If there's no God and no revealed truth, as you've argued previously, then there is surely no moral imperative that requires us to treat herbivores any better than predators treat them.
I've never stated categorically that there is no God, just that I do not personally believe that there is. There's an important difference there. Your argument about predators killing prey is largely a red herring also, as most predators inflict a rapid death; in the case of the grassland cats usually a bite to the neck. The point is that we are vastly more intelligent than other animals and as such have not only developed better, more efficient and humane ways to kill farm animals, but also have culturally evolved morality that prompts us to abhor the inflicting of a painful and lingering death on an animal. Whether that originally came from religion is not the point: not every atheist slits animal's throats and watches them gleefully bleed to death. If you advocate an arrogant, superior attitude that says that you as a human should be morally allowed to abuse animals for your own amusement or plate then you ARE in the minority.
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2007-10-05 20:21:52
Intelligence is not a rule set. The truth is that you have no foundation for a set of ethics or morals that protects animals if you reject God. When you abandon a rule maker, you abandon rules.
And after all, if we're nothing more than another predator species than we have no obligation higher than other predators, which is to kill and eat what we want.
There is no escaping it - veganism is not an opt out because it would not be a sustainable lifestyle absent the wealth and surplus of our modern meat eating, oil burning, capitalist society. Veganism is the moral equivalent of closing your eyes, covering your ears and shouting "na na na na na na na!" It changes nothing and does not reduce culpability. In truth we all kill to live.
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So? Linda McCartney was a vegetarian advocate, and she didn't invade Poland.
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2007-10-05 20:30:51
Linda McCarthy was ultimately inconsequential, like almost all of us. The point is that one of the top mass-murderers of all time was a vegetarian. He abandoned God and traditional morality and made up his own rules.
Hitler eschewed meat, fucked and murdered his niece, fucked men and then murdered them, rubbed his feces on his lovers, suspended the rights of millions of people he considered to be undesirable, and then started a massive war that killed tens of millions and outright murdered millions of Jews, Gypsies, Catholics, Poles, Ukrainians and others who he wanted out of the way.
Twenty million murdered human beings somewhat blunts vegetarians' claims to moral superiority. And abandoning the tested morality of our ancestors is equivalent to opening the doors of hell. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Hitler being a vegetarian is a dubious claim. He sorta waffled in and out of his supposed vegetarianism.
In any case, the problem is that this is the perfect example of "Reductio ad Hitlerum".
I'm sure we can find a vegetarian who was good, in particular someone with a teneous link between their being good and being vegetarianism. Gandhi comes to mind, but theres probably a better example.
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2007-10-06 10:27:49
I can't find any information that suggests he waffled in and out. The most I can find is that he occasionally lapsed and had a slice of ham or some caviar. This is normal - a vegan friend of mine got very sick once as a result of eating a steak, because he wasn't producing enough meat digesting enzymes to handle it. Everyone has moments of weakness, if not there would be no Las Vegas.
Hitler called himself a vegetarian throughout the 30s and 40s.
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To be quite honest, I don't give a flying doodah about whether Adolf was or wasn't a vegetarian. I'm just fed-up with Lingster's "God or animalistic, uncivilised behaviour" credo. It's absurd because there are loads of atheists with very high moral standards, and loads of "Christians" with very low standards (kiddie-fiddling Catholic priests spring immediately to mind) - but hey, who cares about a few paedos; at least they eat meat, eh? :evil:
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Someone other than me cited moral concerns as the root of vegetarianism. I simply find it difficult to suppress my laughter at that claim, given the name of the most famous vegetarian in history.
In my experience, people who invent their own personal morality tend to come up with one that's heavy on demonstrating their superiority to other people and light on holding themselves accountable to any real standard of behavior. Hitler was a guy who figured that he had all the answers and set about remaking the world as he thought it should be. Ditto Mao, Stalin, etc.
Most people who create identities for themselves crafted on some imagined moral distinction are nothing more than narcissists.
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one other than me cited moral concerns as the root of vegetarianism. I simply find it difficult to suppress my laughter at that claim, given the name of the most famous vegetarian in history.
In my experience, people who invent their own personal morality tend to come up with one that's heavy on demonstrating their superiority to other people and light on holding themselves accountable to any real standard of behavior. Hitler was a guy who figured that he had all the answers and set about remaking the world as he thought it should be. Ditto Mao, Stalin, etc.
Most people who create identities for themselves crafted on some imagined moral distinction are nothing more than narcissists.
So the only moral code that doesn't give rise to narcissistic dictators is the teaching of the Bible?
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2007-10-06 16:35:50
I'm not aware of any moral code that prevents much of anything. That's not what moral codes do.
What I am saying is that people who live in relatively free and open societies should distrust people who want to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
No one here has been able to provide a moral explanation for vegetarianism or even a good argument against cruelty to animals. There are inherent contradictions in those arguments presented, i.e. if animal life is equal to human life, then why are humans to be held to a higher standard?
The fact is that if we were to develop a purely scientific moral code, it would be that of Darwin and Hitler - kill the weak, kill your rivals, maximize your genes. And civilization would die by fire.
I certainly don't know where Moses got his tablets, where Zoroaster got the Golden Rule or where Jesus got his parables. But the part of the world that follows most closely to those scriptures is the best part of the world and has been for centuries.
So when someone tries to elevate themselves above others on the basis of something so trivial as what they choose to eat, it makes me laugh and I make fun of them.
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I'm not aware of any moral code that prevents much of anything. That's not what moral codes do.
What I am saying is that people who live in relatively free and open societies should distrust people who want to throw the baby out with the bathwater.
No one here has been able to provide a moral explanation for vegetarianism or even a good argument against cruelty to animals. There are inherent contradictions in those arguments presented, i.e. if animal life is equal to human life, then why are humans to be held to a higher standard?
The fact is that if we were to develop a purely scientific moral code, it would be that of Darwin and Hitler - kill the weak, kill your rivals, maximize your genes. And civilization would die by fire.
I certainly don't know where Moses got his tablets, where Zoroaster got the Golden Rule or where Jesus got his parables. But the part of the world that hews closest to those scriptures is the best part of the world and has been for centuries.
So when someone tries to elevate themselves above others on the basis of something so trivial as what they choose to eat, it makes me laugh and I make fun of them.
I agree that someone deserves scepticism if they place themselves on a moral pedestal because of vegetarianism, but you're ridiculing ALL vegetarians - I have known veggies who haven't moralised about the subject, so why should they be ridiculed? I would strongly argue that the besy parts of the world are the Christian bits. Northern Ireland between 1969 and earlier this year is one example, as is the behaviour of the Crusaders.
You want a moral argument against animal cruelty? OK. We are animals, (please don't deny that we are descended from apes; you may as well argue that the world is a disc balanced an the back of a turtle) and are therefore not in any way different or special. In addition, the creatures to whom we are referring have central nervous systems and are capable of register...
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The mere presence of a nervous system is not a moral imperative. Why is it wrong to cause pain?
You cannot extrapolate meaning from a purely random and material universe, and without meaning you cannot even give a reason why there should be such a thing as morality, much less articulate a moral code.
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Man, I drop out for a couple days to miss this awesome B.S.
Hitler was not a vegetarian for moral reasons; he had weak tummy. See: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquestions.asp
In any case, that's a supremely weak, desperate and scummy non-argument.
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There is no escaping it - veganism is not an opt out because it would not be a sustainable lifestyle absent the wealth and surplus of our modern meat eating, oil burning, capitalist society. Veganism is the moral equivalent of closing your eyes, covering your ears and shouting "na na na na na na na!" It changes nothing and does not reduce culpability. In truth we all kill to live.
It takes between 12 and 16 pounds of grain to generate a single pound of beef here in the United States (depending on who you trust for statistics). This does not include the environmental damage that results from raising cows, obscene water consumption, or the methane they produce, which contributes to global warming.
Also, the argument that non-theists cannot weigh in on ethics is completely bogus. Socrates/Plato addressed this thousands of years ago, in a scene outside the courthouse: "Is something right because the gods command it, or do the gods command it because it's right?"
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We know almost nothing of Socrates' metaphysics. However, Plato attributes to him a belief in otherwordly ideal forms - that the universe itself somehow knows the "best", and everything on Earth is an imperfect copy of those ideal forms. Thus there is perfect morality set down for man, and man must strive to live up to it.
This is not a materialist framework, obviously - it is explicitly spiritual.
As for Hitler, he may have been lured to vegetarianism for his weak stomach, but he began gently proselytizing for it by the early 1940s, speaking of how vegetarianism was the wave of the future.
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I'm out of this one - hell, I've tried, but Lingster always shifts the goalposts to avoid having to directly answer my points, though I will make one thing clear before I go. I said that cruelty against animals was wrong because they are capable of registering pain, which is in part thanks to a complex neural network: however, the term "nervous system" implies as part of it the central nervous system (CNS) which comprises the brain and brain stem. It is here that pain and suffering are registered, hence why the objection against inflicting pain is mainly in reference to igher animals (phylum Chordata) which includes farmed creatures and pets.
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2007-10-07 11:37:05
But you still haven't given a reason why causing pain is bad. Why should a person's morality constrain them from causing pain to another animal or person? Why is it wrong?