So I was wandering through the aisles of my local big box electronics store tonight when something caught my eye: the winsome Rebekah Sturkie flexing her pipes while hoisting a set of The Firm: Cardio Sculpting Balls.
Several thoughts passed through my head almost at once. In order:
"Firm Balls!? The 'special' kids are driving the short bus!"
"Seriously, FIRM BALLS?! WTF!?"
"Damn, Rebekah Sturkie is hawt."
There's a big version of the photo at right if you click the link. (And buy something, fer chrissake. This site's hosting ain't cheap and I don't make anybody squirm for "karma".)