I thought everybody knew that I love Erika Eleniak. Haven't I made that clear? But here we are, halfway through the new season of Celebrity Fit Club on VH-1, and I had to find out on my own that Eleniak is starring in the show. Am I a potted plant here? Do I not rate a little professional courtesy? Sometimes you disappoint me tremendously.
Anyway, bygones. In the episode I caught tonight while drowning my sorrows at a local watering hole, Erika Eleniak, aka The Perfect Woman, trains with an Ultimate Fighter in a boxing gym. It was incredibly hot. How hot was it? It was so hot I had to waste beer, splashing it all over myself to prevent spontaneous human combustion.
Just so we're clear, gentlemen: I don't take the wasting of beer lightly.
