Just found this on the analog NTSC protonet while flipping past G4. It reads:
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
This screen is not a new, extremely boring show on G4. We are experiencing technical difficulties. However, if you like this screen, please create a website in its honor.
Unlike most G4 viewers, I (sorta) have a life and so don't really have the time to launch a website for a clever technical difficulties screen.
It is my hope that G4 will be satisfied with a single post, because Morgan Webb is on the short list of women I want to bear my children.