I despise Canada just as thoroughly as any red-blooded American man, but sometimes we need to give our distant Canuck canousins to the north (and their froggie overlords) a hand with deserving projects. A producer with CTV - "Canada's largest television network" - is preparing a documentary on men who like to be smacked around by powerful women. And that sounds deserving to me.
The producer asked me if I knew any charismatic, articulate, telegenic fellers who like strong, dominant women and I told her I see one every time I look in the mirror, but there's no way I'm risking my high-powered career as a corporate events Elvis impersonator by appearing on Canadian TV. (Or discussing my sexual preferences in a forum that might wind up on a VH-1 clip show.)
I suggested that one or more of my readers might be interested in appearing on such a program, and she was delighted at my offer to post an entry here on Amaz0ns. So, if you want to be on TV (Canadian TV) send email pronto and get your ass to Toronto. The address is ilovestrongwomen |at| hotmail.com. And needless to say if you send email to that address you'd better not hold me responsible for making an ass of yourself on Canuck-e-vision.
"I despise Canada just as thoroughly as any red-blooded American man"
Don't worry, soon as we pull out of Iraq, we're going after Canada. We will bomb the heck out of their hockey rinks, and then we will go after their breweries. That should pretty much cripple their economy right there.
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2008-09-26 08:50:48
Amen, brother!
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2008-09-26 08:33:56
It's not a real country!
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2008-09-26 16:14:16
Yes, they have a disproportionate number of buffed chix. Something must be done about this northern buffed chix gap that threatens the very survival of America!
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2008-09-26 21:02:42
Jesus, you guys really are going to start World War 3.
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2008-10-05 07:31:20
Holiday wrote:
Jesus
, you guys really are going to start World War 3.
Yeah, and the problem is that Canada's in the Commonwealth sooooo...Britain's f*****.
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2008-10-08 07:10:33
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Holiday wrote:
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s, you guys really are going to start World War 3.
Yeah, and the problem is that Canada's in the Commonwealth sooooo...Britain's f*****.
Too bad you didn't sell it to us when you had the chance. ;)
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2008-10-12 23:26:24
haha american arrogance smells just as much as shit. Perhaps you guys don't know just how much in simulations you suck and how much Canada always wins against americans in simulations. But nevermind all that. Americans are the most hated people all around the world. People without culture, uneducated without history or culture. No wonder you hate Canada. Jealousy is what its called. Most americans who travel sow the canadian flag on their backpack because they know if they had an american flag in most places they could get shot. ITs a fact and saw it with my own eyes many times.
Come and bomb us, try it.. And see what happens to your country of pathetic fools :)
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2008-10-12 23:30:56
ohh and one more thing.. perhaps you think you are great invading everything.. the thing you probably don't realize is.. your forces are spread thin.. And its costing yoru country more than it can afford.. and your current economic crash will leave you to dust.. I can only hope china and russia rises to counter you faggots and arrogant fools :).. HEck all of EUrope should finish off the job Britain couldnt a long time ago..
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2008-10-13 02:17:27
Ummm...while being Canadian I take some offense at what Lingster originally wrote I then have to step back and remind myself that it's Lingster and well...enough said. The rest of the comments seem more tongue in cheek than anything else. However, I really hope that dartagnan2030 is not Canadian as I would rather not be grouped in with him/her. Faggots? really dartagnan? very mature. On a website devoted to a sexual fetish you throw out "faggots", seems rather stupid and ignorant of you.
Judge us individually, not by where we are from.
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2008-10-13 14:38:09
Well peirrotlunaire, sorry to dissapoint you but I am Canadian and fucking proud to be. I've long tolerated American ignorance and arrogance. And yes they will be responsible for starting the 3rd world war. As much as it was a good country with good values, it has degenerated and they became what they are today, egocentric.
Most people excuse them by saying, bahh, most of them are kids. The thing is, to get that kind of an attitude, you must take it from somewhere, the people that surrounds you. So I don't buy into that bullshit of being just kids.
You are a Canadian, and if you don't want to voice your frustration fine. But I know many just like me who have done it. You want to make an exception just because its Lingster? I don't give a flying rat's ass who and what he represents. If being Canadian to you is just sit back and being shit on, and lick it all up, go ahead.
I'm past mature with those who really have no clue what they are saying. Attack Canada. Really, for the small group of rednecks that you represent, you make your entire look bad. Canada has much to be proud of and has WAY more culture than the states has, not to mention stability and peace. Something your country can ONLY dream of.
The only thing sad about being Canadian, is that we are next to the most dangerous country in the world, one who has no respect for human life but for money. Your colours truly show how dark they are when it comes to helping others, like in RWANDA. Yeah, you only go where it advantages you. How respectable.
I for one have a reason to be proud of my country and to SOW with pride the canadian flag on my backpack. Americans cannot say as much. As I said before, many of them put the canadian flag on theirs not to have problems...
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2008-10-13 14:44:03
And just on a final note, and to be fair, fortunatly not all americans are like that. As I happen to know a few. But most of them in the south, are just rednecks.
