Ms. Machine and the Wii
Wednesday, 29 November 2006
gives her Top Five Reasons for Playing with your Wii [link broken]. The reasons aren't that great but the accompanying photos of the lady shaking her ass while playing videogames are pretty terrific.

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AbyssPlanet   | Registered | 2006-11-30 07:04:58
I think I'd like Ms. Machine more if her personality wasn't so "slutty". I mean, she's cute and all, but she seems to always have this "everyone wants to have sex with me and I don't know why lol" attitude that I find off-putting. I get the same vibe from people like Melissa Detwiller, Denise Masino, and Autumn Raby, as well.
Lingster - Eh   | Super Administrator | 2006-11-30 13:12:57
Don't be a poopypants.
Tara_Cross - Errrr   | Registered | 2006-12-01 08:01:57
I kinda see what he means. How do you fit in that much sex into something about a Wii? Thats like "I just bought a new cell phone and i just loooooove the vibration function mmmmm" :shock:
mpgvh   | Registered | 2006-12-01 09:47:52
uh, this just in; that vibe you guys are getting is a GOOD thing! sheesh, i can't believe i even have to say this
AbyssPlanet - re:   | Registered | 2006-12-01 16:37:08
I don't see it as a good thing. Like I said, I find it off-putting. Being a tease or a "slut" isn't a good thing in my book; it makes you seem fake or dishonest. I much prefer the "down to earth" personality I seem to read from people like Mindi O'Brien, Cindy Phillips, Britt Miller, Gina Davis, Jennifer Abrams, Heather Policky, etc.
JimmyDimples - Hear hear   | Author | 2006-12-01 19:05:53
I'm on the same page as you, there, Abyss. If it was such a hot item, it'd sell itself. This is the difference between "buzz" and "hype."
Lingster - So...   | Super Administrator | 2006-12-01 19:18:57
I'll put AbyssPlanet and JimmyDimples down as opposed to sexualized FBB content.
AbyssPlanet   | Registered | 2006-12-01 20:48:57
Could you clarify what you mean?
I find Britt Miller or Cindy Phillips much "sexier" simply because they strike me as real, semi-attainable people.
For example, I have a friend who is absolutely gorgeous, easily the most attractive woman I've ever seen, and I am not exaggerating in the slightest. However, she acts like she's just a "normal person"; she doesn't wear revealing clothes, she doesn't lead guys on, she doesn't tease people or put on some sort of fake "I don't know why everyone stares at me tee hee hee" act. I'm quite confident she knows how beautiful she is, but she doesn't let on about it *at all*, and that makes her even more attractive in my eyes, especially as a person.
That's the sort of vibe I get from people like Britt Miller.
Lingster - Clarification   | Super Administrator | 2006-12-01 21:11:02
I mean that your objection is silly.
anrj2000 - DSS-delusional schmoe syndrome   | Registered | 2006-12-02 14:10:39
Wow, you guys are ridiculous. First of all, lets take a look at this. Ridiculously hot girl, absolutely hilarious, and likes to be playful...and you're turned off by this!?

And man, what crazy born again chrisitan hole did you crawl out of if you think a girl tossing around some innuendo makes her a slut. She actually has a personality and wit for god sake, which you can't say for too many of the chicks out there.

Now with this Britt stuff, you have to be kidding me. Not to tear into her , but she seems about as exciting as cardboard, nor do I think she is all about her fans. Not that she really ought to be, thats just how it is, but don't go kidding yourself that if she winks at you its not cause you're paying $4 per minute or $10 a month. Try to e-mail her without paying and see how far you get. Nothing wrong with that, but again, don't kid yourself. Personally I think a girl who actually cares about her fans for the sake of it and just wants to make them laugh is way more classy and someone I'd much rather know.

And Britt does not strike me as real either. By your own logic, since she is always claiming how she doesn't care about anyone's opinion she obviously does. She comes off about as real as an imaginery number. And since when is she not posing around in skimpy outfits? I'm sorry, but there isn't much to the chick beyond the muscle for me.

Sorry man, maybe you're just used to women being totally disinterested in sex, cause thats all they ever are when around you, understandable I guess.
Vas   | Registered | 2006-12-01 22:42:18
Hey Ling

Just post a couple of boob shots, that will get rid of the weenies around here fast.

Vas
JimmyTheGent - You men ... are a disgrace!   | Registered | 2006-12-01 22:59:54
AbyssPlanet, JimmyDimples you are both clueless. Some of the women you mention (I am not going to say who) come off as this web cam stuff is beneath them and if you don't pay they won't even bother chatting with you.

Ms. Machine, on the other hand, is as real as they come. Working 3 jobs and being a full-time student, she still makes time to answer virtually all of her email and goes out of her way to suprise her friends and supporters. Plus she's a natural bodybuilder, who actually looks and speaks like a woman!

There is nothing fake about her.
Messiah - well.....   | Registered | 2006-12-01 23:07:05
guys why dont you all email her, I can promise you will get a response....and maybe even a clue that her blog is about sarcasm and jokes.....

sorry you fellas/gals (tara?) dont get it, and Abyss if she is such a slut, please go have sex with her...she must be so easy :roll:

yeah she may play up to guy fantasies for show, but trust me if you meet her, you would eat your words

i mean for gods sake have u ever heard of one other FBB that actually invites people out to meet and posts her photoshoots location on her blog so fans can meet her???? Oh thats right its not going to happen with any other girl :wink:
anrj2000 - shakin' my wii   | Registered | 2006-12-01 23:27:18
Btw, tara, how do you not find sex jokes in the Wii? I've tried man, I can't go five minutes without doing so, its named after slang for a sex organ, and you warp mario around by making a jerking off motion...and it does have a vibrator in it! Seriously, you know its only a matter of time before it ships with a pack in game called Wii Sex.
MsMachine - where to start   | Registered | 2006-12-02 00:32:27
JTG, Anrj, Vas and Messiah stop it!!!

it is obvious i am fake and that i dont try to make actual friends online with the people I have met. I mean come on, you didnt know that when i invited you guys out my intentions were to be rude and let you all know I am out of your league? Also I wasnt being sarcastic with my post about lifting a train over my head or knocking down a building? No I was simply lying.
Being fake and slutty is one of the things i have to squeeze into my busy schedule, along with school, work and volunteering and the gym.

Listen Abyss, it is totally cool for you to have an opinion about me. i am just upset that your opinion was made without ever meeting or talking to me. So please feel free to email me msmachine400m@yahoo.com, get to know me, we both have common interests such as female muscle :D


PS I dont mean to be rude, i just want you to know the entire Wii blog was an inside joke to a friend i made on unrealmuscle.com....oh wait, I guess he is just a fake friend.
AbyssPlanet   | Registered | 2006-12-02 01:48:48
Whoops, looks like I stirred up a hornet's nest by having an opinion. :roll:
anrj2000   | Registered | 2006-12-02 15:52:49
Well, perhaps next time, you may wish to avoid the flood of prudish idiocy that spewed forth from you, and perhaps seek a greater attachment to reality...and maybe it'll be cool.
JimmyDimples - Think with the RIGHT head, you   | Author | 2006-12-03 06:13:09
AbyssPlanet was not being a prude or an idiot. He's being someone who doesn't start drooling at the mouth or trip up over his tongue just because some female is acting like a strumpet.

He's being someone who won't be manipulated like a chump by anything or anyone flaunting her twin X chromosomes.

Oh, and MsMachine, I hear what you're saying, and welcome. It's just that first impressions are lasting ones. I'm sure that your ruminations upon the power and muscularity that exceed the typical female norm would be quite informative and memorable. Let's all have a take-two, okeh? :) *sticks out hand for the shake*
MsMachine   | Registered | 2006-12-02 16:02:14
"I think I'd like Ms. Machine more if her personality wasn't so "slutty". I mean, she's cute and all, but she seems to always have this "everyone wants to have sex with me and I don't know why lol" attitude that I find off-putting."

Abyss I see what you are saying, but I just wish that you would have took the time to get to know me....and not think my posts on the blog or the tongue in cheek things I post elsewhere are the real me (one look at my advice column should let people in on this). Either way I am over it, we can all shake hands now :D
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