So this is pretty hilarious - there's currently a bill before Ohio's state legislature attempting to define (and regulate) "strip clubs". One clever state legislator (a term I'd previously considered an oxymoron) pointed out that under the proposed rule, the Cleveland Cavaliers' dance team would be classed as strippers.
After calling it a "bit of a stretch" to think the Cavs dancers would fall under the law, Miller conceded that his organization would entertain a change to the bill "so it does not cover the Cleveland Cavs dance team," as the standing-room-only crowd laughed.
As Deadspin [ed. note: read the comments] points out after checking the dance team's site, maybe they should be classed as strippers?
