Since she lives in a city ass-deep in assholes who make a living wandering around taking candid photos of celebrities, it was only a matter of time before Mandy Blank wound up on a celebrity video site.
"I look horrible!" she protests, asking the photographer not to shoot her without make-up.
Of course she doesn't look horrible, but that's beside the point.
And since the clowns sold the video to TMZ, a site that looks for the worst in everything and everybody, the lede reads Glute Model Makes Big, Juicy Ass of Herself, even though Mandy doesn't. She modestly presents her spread in Glutes Magazine, an American Curves newsstand special.