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All Fitness Channel ISO Buff Chicks
Wednesday, 07 February 2007
The brand-spanking-new All Fitness Channel plans a launch in Spring, 2008, and for its female co-hosts it wants "BIG Muscles and a BIG Smile." Now in my experience, money talks but cheapo classified ads walk, so I was surprised to see a television network doing its casting calls alongside Builtmore sites on Craigslist, and using a Gmail address. And yet that's exactly what All Fitness Channel did.

I would love to see a TV network promoting the idea of fit, muscular woman, both because of the positive social impact it would have and the obvious sexual gratification aspects of buff chicks shaking their asses on my flatscreen. However, I have a strange notion in my head that it takes a lot of money to launch a TV network. At the very least that means there'd be:
  1. Cash to cover an IT guy setting up email accounts
  2. A few ads in Variety (instead of Craigslist)
  3. An understanding that qualified on-air talent will insist on a better-than-average living
If this thing actually launches I'll be a very happy man, but I've seen enough vaporware in my years on this shitbox planet to know not to hold my breath.

Judge for yourself! Here's the actual ad - SEEKING MUSCULAR FEMALE CO-HOSTS - $45,000 Salary - and here's the text:

SEEKING MUSCULAR FEMALE CO-HOSTS - $45,000 Salary
Reply to: allfitnesstv@gmail.com
Date: 2007-02-05, 9:09AM CST

Re: Seeking Muscular Female Co-Hosts - $45,000 Salary

MUSCULAR WOMEN ARE NEEDED for casting on national television show in production on the ALL FITNESS CHANNEL, AFC.

www.allfitnesschannel.com

A $45,000 Salary will be awarded to 3 Muscular Female Co-Hosts.

We are looking for the "Everyday Muscular Woman" to feature, previous modeling or television experience is not required. Just BIG Muscles and a BIG Smile :)

Please send your resume (pictures optional, but recommended) for an interview to:

AllFitnessTV@gmail.com

With your
Name:
Occupation:
Age:
Ht:
Weight:
Athletic Background:
Phone Number:
Email Address:

MOST MUSCULAR PREFERRED!!!

All body types and personalities are wanted, (Most Muscular Preferred) we'll respond to those who respond the first and with the most enthusiasm! The All Fitness Channel has casting locations in NY, LA, Dallas, Houston, and Austin.

Good luck!

It does sound great, but don't get your hopes up.

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cpbell0033944 - If it works...   | Registered | 2007-02-08 07:50:11
..can it be exported to the UK, please? :twisted: :)
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