I was perusing the newsstand at Barnes & Noble the other day and found two magazine covers to be absolutely gobsmackingly sexy. The first is Maxim, which has the newly single and once-again spectacularly pneumatic Jessica Simpson on its cover. Two of the things that made Simpson a star were her left and right mammalian protuberances (many argue that she can also sing), so it was to general and widespread dismay when her handlers dieted her once impressive St. Bernard sweater-puppies down to scrawny little chihuahuas.
Tool girls rock!
But the boys are back in town, and if anything they seem like they've grown bigger and more rambunctious than ever.
Maxim's cover gives new meaning to the phrase "magazine rack." The magazine has a web-only pictorial here. To the fitnesss girls in Amaz0ns' audience I say this: Ladies, body fat is not necessarily your enemy, especially if it tends to acculate on your chest.
The other sexy cover is ReadyMade, a do-it-yourself magazine of some repute. Not generally known for its cheescake, ReadyMade has put an athletic, gorgeous woman on its cover this month. Her stance is aggressive and confident, her clothing is sexy shop garb, and she's holding a cordless drill like she's about to make a bitch out of the male model cringing behind her. I like it! Next time let's see a flex!
I am sure that the site is not unbiased, but look at any of her pictures. When women lose and then gain weight, their breasts get noticeably saggier, they don't migrate towards their chin.
I think she has had some work to get back what she once had naturally.
Ric
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2006-06-27 18:33:30
Sorry, poor spelling, its late here :zzz
Lingster
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Bastard!
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2006-06-27 18:37:04
But even if there's a little silicon in there, it's still mostly her and the effect is quite pleasing.
