Holy Mother of God, there's a blog dedicated just to the Craig Titus/Kelly Ryan saga. It's really hilariously bad. There's this one bit of manufactured outrage that nearly made me spit out my dinner, regarding Brenda Kelly's interview of Kelly Ryan:
The “interview” has hit the Press Release News Wire. We’ve learned that bodybuilding.com paid the expenses of Brenda Kelly to capture this rivoting “exclusive interview”. Shame on them for footing the bill for this garbage that this “fitness industry journalist” has put out.
A true friend wouldn’t wait MONTHS to visit their friend in jail and on their first visit wouldn’t show up taking photos. Kelly wants her voice to be heard but Brenda Kelly did her no justice by this piece.
Just so we're clear, a notice to my friends: if you murder a woman and set her corpse on fire, you shouldn't thereafter rely on our friendship standing in the way of me cashing in. That's not just one line you shouldn't cross - it's two:
Don't murder young women.
If #1 is too much of a challenge, at least don't mutilate the remains of any young women you've murdered.