Dude’s Tinder Date Accidentally Knocks Him Out

Aw, crap. He deleted it. I was able to recover it:

This happened last night. I’ll keep it short and simple.

I am super uncomfortable with hooking up on the first date. It’s not my style and I usually need to really get to know someone before I do.

After a really great date filled with laughing fits and shared humour. I felt like I clicked with this girl. As the day died out it was obvious I had to drive her home.

She asked if she could come over just to snoop my fridge and watch our favourite show.

(instantly getting the oh shit I’m getting laid vibes but in reality I just wanted to do exactly as she mentioned)

We get to my place and we have some food and relax. Soon enough we busted out a little wine.

Time fly’s and we’re busy laughing and I look at the clock. It’s 1 am. I have not kissed or even touched this girl all night.

I tell her I got get to bed and I’ll have to drive her home in the morning. I fetch her a blanket because I just want to show her respect that I don’t expect her to climb in bed with me. I drop the blanket and turn around and feel her hand grab mine. She’s following me.

(que the oh shit shakes I always get)

The first kiss was explosive we started making out in a way I’ve never liked more. It was just awesome. We were going at it so hard we didn’t turn a light on everything and we stumble into my bed.

5 minutes or so into this intense session she wants to get on top and promptly trys to spin me on my back. Throwing me directly off the bed, head fucking first.

I was out cold and I slowly regain consciousness to this cute soul in full blown tears thinking she just killed her date.

I slowly get up with her help and climb into bed gripping my head. She let’s out apology after apology and I slowly whispered “Jesus fuck hulk hogan over here” and continued to kiss her and wipe the tears.

We both started laughing like crazy and well we finished the enevitable with my bruised head.

tldr: hooked up with my Tinder roommate and she tossed me off my bed in the dark and knocked me out