What a Coincidence! ( a joke)

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    Another coincidence

    A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
    glass of champagne.

    The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
    champagne, too!"

    "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
    celebrating."

    "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
    woman.

    "What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What
    are you celebrating?"

    "My husband and I have been trying to have a child for several years , and
    today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

    "What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my
    hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

    "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

    "I switched c o c k s," he replied.

    She smiled at him and said, "What a coincidence…."

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