Svetlana X , from Tom Strong’s series

For you this week, a superheroine coming from the former CCCP! Guys, let me introduce you the cosssack Svetlana X (and no, she isn't some kind of porn actress  ::) )
Very little has been revealed as to Svetlana X's background. All we know is that she's Tom Strong's "opposite number in Russia". She greatly enjoys sex and adventure, among other things, and it is quite obvious in her remarks and conversation. Although she is involved with a man called Dimitri, she has often commented on Tom Strong's fabulous butt.

Her general outlook and a comment from Tom make it likely she believes in the way of the romantic Cossack – live free, live fast, have no fear, enjoy yourself, don't bother with society's choking rules more than necessary, and help your band no matter what.
  "And I thought those pouches on your belt were for condoms only."

Svetlana's mastery of English is quite good, except she never manages to get colloquialisms right. As long as the expression conveys a sufficiently strong feeling, she doesn't really care, which results in hilarous sentences, such as: "now we are really copulated" or "the tank of seriousness" instead of gravity chamber…  😀
My prefered one:  ;D
-Tom,I hope Dhalua is not so urinated with me, for coming with you while she keeps to the saucer"
-Svetlana it's just that you're the right person for this job. Dhalua knows that. And it's "pissed" incidentally.
-Sure, I knew that. I was just giving you feces.

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