An Excerpt from Michael Bay’s rejected script of "The Dark Knight"

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  • July 10, 2008 at 1:31 pm #72919
    FlakBait
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    had to thumbnail it as the image was too long for the post

    July 10, 2008 at 3:48 pm #72920
    Seldom
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    That had me howling with laughter! Thanks!

    July 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm #72921
    fasola
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    Man, that is funny.

    July 10, 2008 at 8:07 pm #72922
    The Muffin man
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    Ahaha.
    "Which of the Internets do we hack?"
    "All of them."

    Wonderful.

    July 10, 2008 at 9:14 pm #72923
    BlackKusanagi
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    Well. As Michael Bay said,

    "I want things to be AWESOME."

    July 10, 2008 at 10:54 pm #72924
    Fett
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    "She's the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she's also the smartest woman in the world."

    "Here, let me try. My dad used to fix experimental military engines in his spare time. He taught me a thing or two."

    So brilliantly awful.

    July 11, 2008 at 4:47 am #72925
    Holiday
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    I'm not interested in Bay's view of Batman. He's an action director, not a mystery writer.

    July 11, 2008 at 4:57 am #72926
    Robert McNay
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    I'm not interested in Bay's view of Batman. He's an action director, not a mystery writer.

    Maybe if you actually read it, you'd see that it's a parody, a very funny one at that, and not a real Michael Bay script.

    July 11, 2008 at 7:53 am #72927
    The Muffin man
    Participant

    Maybe if you actually read it, you'd see that it's a parody, a very funny one at that, and not a real Michael Bay script.

    Stop ruining our fun, or I'll hack your entire internet.

    July 11, 2008 at 8:04 am #72928
    Lingster
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    Maybe if you actually read it, you'd see that it's a parody, a very funny one at that, and not a real Michael Bay script.

    Wha-a-a-a-a-at!?!?!

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