Yorkshire Muscle Mum Jenny Garside

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  • October 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm #87239
    cpbell0033944
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    Article in Yorkshire Evening Post (UK, of course ;)) about a mum of two competing in the United Kingdom Bodybuilding and Fitness Federation (UKBFF) contest in Leeds.  IFBB please note – natural competitor, ripped but not dehydrated on stage – cool posing routine…oh yes, and she's a total MILF! 😮 8) ;D

    http://www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/Leeds-musclebound-mum-to-hang.5679022.jp

    October 1, 2009 at 5:24 pm #87240
    zenta
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    Wow.

    Not many pics on her website unfortunately: Jenny Garside Fitness

    However, she'll probably sound like this: Yorkshire Accent

    The hottest chick I have ever ever met, no jokes, when she opened her mouth and had some gutteral Scottish accent…well imagine the sound a deflating balloon makes.

    October 1, 2009 at 6:14 pm #87241
    cpbell0033944
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    Well, I find a deep Southern US accent very unattractive.  As a Brit there are some native accents I can't stand (Geordie and Scouse mainly) but Yorkshire can be quite cute.  Most Scots accents are as well, though heavy Glasgow can be a bit unpleasant to my ears.

    October 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm #87242
    BlackKusanagi
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    Shes cute. Not bad. 🙂

    October 2, 2009 at 1:26 am #87243
    zenta
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    As a Brit there are some native accents I can't stand

    I can't stand any UK regional accent. Well I guess what I mean by that is that I don't find them attractive at all. Dunno why. My girlfriend has a Northern twang which ruins the mood for me sometimes.

    I'm a terrible terrible human being.

    Guess I see myself as having a neutral English accent, which in RL is probably a bit BBC English. And yeah, it may have been a Glaswegian accent on this girl, but I can't remember it properly.

    When it comes to foreign accents…I guess I don't mind any of them. German might be a little weird. Probably some American accents like Brooklyn and Texan that I'm not a fan of.

    And just like that, the topic turns to the attractiveness of accents. Way to go, me.

    October 2, 2009 at 2:59 am #87244
    khuddle
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    Northern English accents are a little harsh on ears (only exception would be the Liverpool accent, which has a certain amount of charm). Not a big fan of the Cockney accent either.

    Love the Irish, Scottish and most especially Welsh accents (I spent two years of my life in Wales when I was a teenager and have very fond memories of that beautiful country).

    American Accents — a strong Texan accent can be a bit grating, as well as a Deep Southern accent. Don't care much for a strong New England accent either (eg. Kennedy family).

    October 2, 2009 at 5:08 am #87245
    BlackKusanagi
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    More Jenny…less accents plz?

    October 2, 2009 at 9:15 am #87246
    Oh-mi-kaze
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    However, she'll probably sound like this: Yorkshire Accent

    The hottest chick I have ever ever met, no jokes, when she opened her mouth and had some gutteral Scottish accent…well imagine the sound a deflating balloon makes.

    Sad that you can't appreciate a thick brogue from a woman.  I would love to hear her go on, musing about the halcyon days of her youth with her mates.

    I could only hope it would sound like [shadow=red,left]this[/shadow], in the alto-to-soprano range of timbre.

    All joking aside, why do these pop media outlets keep attributing the term "musclebound" to people with any significant muscle tone?  Mrs. Garside is nowhere close to being musclebound.

    October 2, 2009 at 2:53 pm #87247
    cpbell0033944
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    OK, moving away from accents – this lady is seriously hot and what does musclebound mean anyway?

    October 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm #87248
    Oh-mi-kaze
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    mus·cle·bound also mus·cle-bound    (m?s'?l-bound')   
    adj. 
       1.      Having inelastic, overdeveloped muscles, usually as the result of excessive exercise.
       2.
             1.      Hindered by or as if by overdeveloped muscles.
             2.      Characterized by inflexibility; rigid.

    Sauce: American Heritage Dictionary, 5th Ed.

    She most certainly isn't Gregg–AAAAHSHITMYARMS!–Valentino, so I'm baffled by how anyone who can walk, and, say, use a normal toothbrush would ever be considered musclebound.

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