Some Tips For The Ladies

You’re a chauvinist and I’m not sure why you thought this post would matter to anyone but yourself.

This guy has been trollin’ since he joined up, you should really just ignore him

hallarch wrote:

First of all, if you are morbidly gross you probably should’nt read this. These are just my opinions and they should be taken with a grain of salt.

HAIR: I don’t have much to say about this except that I don’t think that short-haired women or redheads are attractive, but everything else is fine. Curly hair styles are fine along with thick flowing hair. Ponytails and pigtails are cute and very feminine.
well I wear a sufer cut {DCM did a stylized pic of me with it}
FACE: I’ve never a fan of excessive makeup on a woman’s face. I don’t think it’s good for the skin and it really looks caked and artificial.
If you feel that you need makeup then use it sparingly and be careful what you do to your brows and lashes.
don’t wear any, Brows always plucked
It takes time and an experts touch to make them look really good.
Be sure to pick your nose once in awhile, you don’t want any green stuff dangling from your nose.
smooth
I think that earrings are OK but please don’t wear nose rings or eyerings.
Please stay away from red lipstick. If you want to wear lipstick then use a color that is close to your natural lip color, like light pink.. Or you can use a clear glimmer stick.only earings so the mother ship can contact me, and I don’t want attract lighting bolts,Lipstick {see above}

No facial hair such as moustaches or beards will be tolerated and
no nope gets in the way of my cigar
try to take care of your teeth.I’m Japanese so I’m naturally buck tooth
Nothing is more disgusting than a woman with bad breath and rotten teeth.
goes for men too and add BEER GUTS!
ARMS: I’ve always felt that muscles on a female arm were special and exciting. It looks a little different than male muscle.
It’s a source of exotic beauty. thats why i get girls

FINGERNAILS: I think that strong, sharp fingernails are very sexy. I like all the colors you can use to paint them but my favorite color is white.
Ladies, if your husband or boyfriend pisses you off you can rip his face off with those sharp talons!
nope hard to keep clean and hard to do work on a drafting table
BUSTLINE: Every woman I’ve ever met in my lifetime was very proud of her breasts, even if there really was’nt anything there.
I’m kinda neutral about this because it’s a genetic thing.
I think the perfect bustline should be 37” measured across her back and directly accross her nipples.
happy with my a Italian rack!

TUMMY: Abs are great and belly button rings are cool too!I yep happy with mine ,but i have a outie

ASS: This should go without saying but I’m gonna say it anyway.
The human female ass has been a source of spectacular beauty since day one.
Ladies, take pride in your backside, it really does’nt take much exercise to keep it round and firm.
A cute ass link:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2655/3955686765_a4692d5c59.jpg
do glutes 3 times a week
CROTCH: I don’t mind the “shaved beaver” look but I always preferred a nice hairy bush down there.
It’s kinda cute because we both have that same hair down there and in a way we are “twins”. Well almost!
not even touching that
LEGS: First of all ladies, no leg hair is ever allowed. Leg muscles are beautiful.
everything is shave clean below the waist with me
FEET: If you paint your fingernails make sure your toenails are the same color.
Also be sure to wash your feet once in a while. -Rob

wear work boots so no one knows

I lol’d at Flak’s comment. XD