[Holiday]

Yesterday I watched this news story that wasn’t very comprehensive. It reported that many Australian women have higher levels of testosterone than in any other country. The previews mentioned fits of rage and depression (like symptoms of steroid abuse). They explained how it was chemical imbalance, possible leads to facial hair, and how women would be less able to bear children. The one thing they weren’t clear about is what was causing these women to generate higher testosterone than usual. What is food, the stress of their daily lives, activities? It was so premature WTF were they aiming for?

[Danny]

it was fucking ‘stralia… that’s what it was!

Don’t you know man, Australia’s trying to kill you! The People there have the world’s deadliest everything living in their back yards, including the world’s deadliest Koala!

ಠ_ಠ it was only a matter of time before Australia tried finding another way to kill its population of humans, and it seems its new plan is to use genetics to make the women unpleasant, hairy, and barren.

Australia is the super villain of continents…

[AlexG]

Well, it started out as a penal colony didn’t it?

Unable to get along with their neighbors back in England . . . it wasn’t a matter of them being criminals, oh no – they were just naturally high in testosterone, making them aggressive and committing antisocial acts.

Several generations later, and now you know the rest of the story . . . 😉 B)

“I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.”
~ Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens (1907)

[Bo Inaka]

it was fucking ‘stralia… that’s what it was!

Don’t you know man, Australia’s trying to kill you! The People there have the world’s deadliest everything living in their back yards, including the world’s deadliest Koala!

ಠ_ಠ it was only a matter of time before Australia tried finding another way to kill its population of humans, and it seems its new plan is to use genetics to make the women unpleasant, hairy, and barren.

Australia is the super villain of continents…

I inhaled tea reading that. thanks so much. :laugh: :laugh:

[Holiday]

Uh huh.

[FlakBait]

it was fucking ‘stralia… that’s what it was!

Don’t you know man, Australia’s trying to kill you! The People there have the world’s deadliest everything living in their back yards, including the world’s deadliest Koala!

ಠ_ಠ it was only a matter of time before Australia tried finding another way to kill its population of humans, and it seems its new plan is to use genetics to make the women unpleasant, hairy, and barren.

Australia is the super villain of continents…

Australia has the world’s deadliest everything as a way to weed out the slow and sick and promote a faster evolution of it’s population. It is quite obvious you have a deep seated psychological inferiority complex. I can only assume it is because being from Texas, a state filled with people where the combined IQ approaches that of mayonnaise, drink excessively and consider the answer to every question in Science to be “because Jesus” you feel frightened by the fact you would not be able to last outside a strictly controlled urban environment and therefore movies such as “Crocodile Dundee” make you feel vastly insecure. This insecurity, of course, branches out into other aspects of your subconscious. The most obvious being your equally strong hatred of cheese. Cheese of course coming from milk, milk that is fed to babies to help them develop and grow stronger bones which you lack due to a strict Texan diet of beer, chicken fried steak, chili and BBQ sauce. This intake of nutritionally lacking sustenance has contributed to your rampant paranoia and obsession, once again, with a nation filled with a population that can catch wild animals simply by jumping on their backs and putting a towel over its eyes. Your newly found furry obsession, especially with cat girls is the latest outgrowth of your mental instability. Cats of course known for the strength and hunting prowess, the antithesis of yourself. Cats are also known for their love of milk despite the vast majority of them being lactose intolerant ties right back in to your Turophobia. However while you may have tried to make a shallow attempt at humor in such a serious thread, rest assured I have heard you desperate cry for help and will do my best to help you over come your debilitating disease and hopefully get you started down the path to mental well being.

[Danny]

This insecurity, of course, branches out into other aspects of your subconscious. The most obvious being your equally strong hatred of cheese…

[i]Your Strong Hatred of Cheese…

Your Strong Hatred of Cheese…

Your Strong Hatred of Cheese…

You Hate Cheese….[/i]

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… what… the fuck….

[FlakBait]

Now you see what happened? In that whole reply you chose to respond to the comments about your problems with cheese. Thusly demonstrating that you are subconsciously fixated on your self perceived lack of rugged maleness that is rampant throughout the Australian population. Unfortunately this also shows that when confronted with the truth your mind is incapable of dealing with such a deeply buried psychological trauma. Taking into account your age I have been doing some serious thinking and research into your problems and have concluding that it may stem from early exposure to the Men at Work song “Land Down Under” during your developmental years. Not having any access to Vegemite your mind sought out a material that could be substituted for it. Vegemite, being similar to jelly or a jamlike substance, led you to focus on cheese. Lacking the masculinity of a man from brussels, six foot four and full of muscles, your mind superimposed the imagery and linking of milk products with strength with a jelly or jam like substance that could be put in a jar, hence this unnatural fixated hatred of cheese which serves to enable your obsession and fear of Australia. The bad news is your problems are deeper and go far further back then I though at first, the good news is that we have begun to make progess and are peeling back the outer layers of your conscious mind to get to the root of your mental malady, so to speak.

[Danny]

your self perceived lack of rugged maleness…. and something about a mental malady.

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really now…

[FlakBait]

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Now I can plainly see that based upon the increasing distance between the previous two uses of internet emoticon nomenclature that your mind has begun to grasp the seriousness of your condition. Not being able to accept this it has begun to detach itself from reality and instead create a reality of its own where it can exist in a safe emotionally stable environment without having to possibly cope with the damage done to your psyche. This rare phenomenon, sometimes called the “Adam Savage Principle” is a form of last ditch self defense of a deluded mindset. This is going to cause a serious problem as it appears that while your mind can tell the difference between reality and fantasy you are making a subconscious decision to continue existing inside a self created reality. An inability to cope with one’s own failings is not uncommon, but to subconsciously transfer those insecurities on to an entire continent is something altogether new. Believing that Australia is out to get you is quite possibly only the beginning of what could be a major far reaching psychological episode. However as long as you don’t begin seeking comfort in using the “Caps Lock” key I believe there is still hope for a successful treatment and recovery…

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