[the fell bat]

STR 16
DEX 15
CON 17
INT 14
WIS 12
CHA 18

[khuddle]

Class: Warrior
Race: Half-Elf
Sex: Female duh
Alignment: Chaotic Evil (Sex has gotta be hot)
Hit Points: 5 million
Gold Pieces: 5 billion (+ 5 silver pieces)
AC: -10
Level: 20

STR 24 (18/00 + Girdle of Storm Giant)
INT 14 (13 + 1 Racial Bonus
DEX 18 (16 + Gauntlets of Dexterity)
CON 18
WIS who cares 3
CHA 18
COM 20

Equipment:
Two-Handed Sword, Vorpal Blade +6
Plate Mail Bikini + 5
Ring of Sexiness + 3 (+5 vs Male Paladins)
Tome of Schwarzenegger

Man this D&D stuff takes me wayyyyyy back…

[the fell bat]

i'm lolling my head off.

wait i'm a bit behind, what's COM?

[Zespara Alathar]

COM = Comeliness (a measure of attractiveness in AD&D late 1st edition from the Unearthed Arcana book)

Z

[Volupia]

First off, I build myself not a other woman…if thats ok guys 😉

How tall? I would prefer a high around 6'7"

How much does she weigh? around 297 pounds

What color hair-black, brown, blonde, red, strawberry blond, etc? Long, curly, golden hair or long, straight and black

Boob size, nipple size, real boobs, fake? If real or not doesnt bother me but I like a size of FF

How smart? Smart enough to run successful my own company

Measurments, arms, legs, etc? I am not good at such measurments…But I would say bigger than any bodybuilder…

Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro atheltic, etc? Strong enough to rip easily trees off the ground 😉

A rich muscle women, working class women, etc? A rich woman of course

Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dule clothing with no hint of what underneath? Yes I like to show what I have got.

How she dress at work, at play, etc? Well I would prefer a strict outfit that shows off my body.

Does she use her strength to show off in public?  Or not at all? No I don´t think I would use my strengh.

How old? Around my age (25)

[Mimi]

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[Mr. Stone]

Kinda missed this topic.  Sure, I'll play…

How tall?
– Just as long as she's not shorter than me.

How much does she weigh?
– No idea, and I certainly wouldn't ask her.

What color hair-black, brown, blonde, red, strawberry blond, etc?
– I'm with Mimi.  "Blonde, are you kidding?"

Boob size, nipple size, real boobs, fake?
– Makes no difference to me real or fake, just as long as they are proportioned.

How smart?
– "Everybody is ignorant.  Just in different subjects." -Roy Rogers

Measurments, arms, legs, etc?
– Ugh.  Math.  Amazon Schoogirl sized!

Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro atheltic, etc?
– No scale to measure my girl's strength.  Effectively infinite.  😉  Think Supergirl's array of powers and then plus them all up a bit.

A rich muscle women, working class women, etc?
– I'll let her chime in on this one.  "What do I need money for?  Food?  A place to sleep?  You men are so frail, but so cute!"

Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dule clothing with no hint of what underneath?
– Loves being naked all of the time, but covers up a little for me.

How she dress at work, at play, etc?
– See above.  She has a thing for little strips of duct tape…weird…

Does she use her strength to show off in public?
– All of the time.  It's a bit distracting sometimes.

How old?
– Young at heart, but close to my age.  33.

Why did she become a muscle woman?
– Some girls are just lucky that way… 😉

[roadrunner]

Wow, good game! I notice fantasy real-life has spilled over into really fantasy for some folks, so I'll answer both.

Really fantasy: She-Hulk! There's just something about a woman with green hair and skin – and big muscles.  ;D

Fantasy real-life:

How tall?
  I like big girls – anything between about 5'8" and 6'2"

How much does she weigh?
  About 180 to 250 – depends on height.

What color hair?
  Blond – and it does have to be long.

Boobs:
  Real. Busty – C to D cup.

How smart?
  Very. Dumb is a real turn-off.

Measurements?
  Big enough to look massive despite her height.

Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro athlete, etc?
  Strong enough to bend steel bars with her bare hands.

A rich muscle women, working class women, etc?
  A middle-class professional, like me.

Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dull clothing with no hint of what underneath?
How she dress at work, at play, etc?
  Depends on the her mood and the occasion. Professionally – and covered – for work. At play – show it off, baby!  ;D

Does she use her strength to show off in public?  Or not at all?
  Definitely a bit of a show off – and not only does she carry her own bags, she carries mine, too.  😀 😀

How old?
  Of an appropriate age to be my partner – so somewhere between 34 and 54.

Why she become a muscle women?
  For the challenge of it.

As for me, there's nothing I can do about my height (5'5") or my age (44) – so I'd like to end up looking like Denise Rutkowski!  🙂 (Yeah, right – in my dreams.  :))

[Tonus]

I'm going to go by the initial post and assume that I'm supposed to keep things relatively realistic, so no 7-foot tall 600 pound chiseled goddess who juggles battleships for fun.  Hrm, that gives me an idea!

FIRST! The "realistic" perfect muscle woman…

How tall? Around my height, say somewhere between 5' 9" and 6' 1" or so.
How much does she weigh? Not really sure, and I'm not going to ask her!
What color hair-black, brown, blonde, red, strawberry blond, etc? Jet black hair.
Boob size, nipple size, real boobs, fake? B or C cup, real.  Small dark nipples.
How smart? At minimum, smart enough to keep up with me.  Ideally, smart enough that I could admire her intelligence but not so knowledgable that I couldn't teach her something every now and then.
Measurments, arms, legs, etc? No idea on measurements, but she'd be round and curvy and smooth.  Like a big muscular pillow. 🙂
Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro atheltic, etc? Strong for a woman.  As strong as she looks, which would be pretty darn strong.
A rich muscle women, working class women, etc? Working class, a woman who isn't afraid to get a bit of dirt under her fingernails, but who can be classy when she wants to be.
Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dule clothing with no hint of what underneath? She would be modest, or as modest as her physique would allow.  Not a showoff, but not self-conscious.  Comfortable with who she is.  She doesn't feel a need to show off, but every now and then she'll flex her arms on purpose when she's wearing a sleeveless blouse because hey… she worked for it.
How she dress at work, at play, etc? At work, she would dress as professionally as required.  At play… well now, that's none of your business. 😉
Does she use her strength to show off in public?  Or not at all? She's not a show-off… most of the time.  Like I said above, she worked for it.
How old? Mid/Late 30s.
Why she because a muscle women? She probably discovered it by accident.  Maybe she was working out to be better at a school sport or to rehab an injury and liked the feel of weights in her hands and how a good workout made her feel.  In short, she does it because she loves it.

[Tonus]

And Now… The "unrealistic, go-for-broke" perfect muscle woman…

How tall? 7' tall
How much does she weigh? 400 lbs?  500?  Whatever it is, it's solid, bay-BEE!
What color hair-black, brown, blonde, red, strawberry blond, etc? Black with some kind of painted streaks, like electric blue or bright pink.
Boob size, nipple size, real boobs, fake? Fairly large.  Not so large that they make people cringe, but you notice them.  Round and firm, but supple enough for… you can figure out the rest.  Relatively small and dark nipples.
How smart? Good book smarts, very clever and witty.  Seems to know what I'm thinking and always knows the right thing to say.
Measurments, arms, legs, etc? Again no idea on measurements, but she is also round and curvy and soft, except that her arms are probably wider than I am, and her legs even more so.  Very shapely and very feminine (as much as the muscularity allows) and yet unquestionably powerful.
Strength levels, strong for a women, strong as a very strong man, strong as women pro atheltic, etc? Strong enough that she has to be very cautious and deliberate.  For example, if she's not careful when she tries to pick me up, she's likely to throw me across the state.  Thankfully, she learned to be gentle after what happened with her PREVIOUS boyfriend!
A rich muscle women, working class women, etc? Working class girl who won the lottery, invested it all, and is now richer than Bill Gates *wishes* he was.
Does she like to show off her muscle or hid them under dule clothing with no hint of what underneath? She wears tight clothes that show off her physique, though not so tight that flexing or coughing will leave her standing around a pile of scraps.  After all, a seven foot woman with arms like tree trunks isn't really hiding anything by wearing corduroys.
How she dress at work, at play, etc? At work, as professionally as she can.  At play… what dress?
Does she use her strength to show off in public?  Or not at all? She likes to display her strength in public, mostly because people expect her to.  But she does enjoy the attention.  Hey, she absorbed all of those gamma rays.  She earned it.
How old? Either mid-30s or she is 8,000 years old and has conquered several galaxies.  How big of an ego boost would it be if a woman who single-handedly conquered several galaxies decided to give it up because she thinks that "the way you wiggle your ass when you walk is just SOOO cute"?
Why she because a muscle women? I lied about the gamma rays.  She was born this way, the way any good amazon is!

PS- this is two posts because it was too long to fit into one ><

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