[AlexG]

This installment of Inside the Writer’s Studio will involve a fantasy casting call for one (or more) of your stories.

You are now not only the author, but also the producer and director with an unlimited operating budget and carte blanche quality control power to cast anyone that you desire in the roles of your various characters.

This projected movie can be a live-action, or animation / cgi – so if the latter you’ll be thinking in the terms of voice-over work rather than the real-world physicality of the person(s) involved.

In addition, if you are not a author, but simply a fan that enjoys transformation stories, I’m leaving this open to you as well.

Finally, as a bonus, you have access to Bill and Ted’s Telephone Booth Timemachine – so you are not limited to people of the current era and may indulge yourself with casting persons of the past while in their prime.

“I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.”
~ Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens (1907)

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Title: Iron Belles — the Movie
Type: Animated (cutting edge Disney Style — think Atlantis)
Director: Me
Producer: Anyone except the guys who produced Apocalypse Now, Bonfire of Vanities,
Ishtar and Waterworld 😀
Cast (Voices): Heroine (Bodybuilder from Minnesota) — Mila Kunis
Mentor (washed-up former Male Bodybuilder) — Tim Allen
Competitor #1 (Bodybuilder from LA) — Reese Witherspoon
Competitor #2 (Bodybuilder from Georgia) — Joan Cusack (woman who
voiced Jessie in Toy Story 2 and 3)
Villain (former male Bodybuilder champion) — Micheal Keaton

Story: 21 year old aspiring female bodybuilder Grace from River Falls, Minnesota wins her state finals, qualifying her for the Ms Iron America contest (which in this parallel universe version of America is the most popular sporting event in the country). There she will have face ten time champion Pamela (a super confident, super narcissitic bodybuilder from Los Angeles) and ten time time runner-up Rosie (a hard-partying wild woman from Athens, Georgia). Fearing that she cannot possibly beat these two massive girls, she attempts to recruit the services of “Flat-Top” Maloney, a former male bodybuilding star who swore off bodybuilding after he was charged in a drug scandal. He is eventually persuaded, however, when he learns that his main rival from years ago, “Buzz-Cut” Johnson, is training Georgia’s bodybuilding star Rosie, and that XR-Muscle, the supplements company that once sponsored him but dropped him unceremoniously after the drug fiasco, is now sponsoring Pamela from Los Angeles. It is a “Rocky” style movie, where the humble and hard-working Grace must battle the snooty and condescending (and cheating!) Pamela and the wild and aggressive Rosie. She must also decide between the muscular and cut (but older) “Flat-Top”, and her handsome, woshipping but scrawny and unathletic former boyfriend Brian. Highlights include a scene where a rich older lesbian hires cash-strapped Grace for a muscle worship session (and tries to seduce her!); a chase scene where Grace and Flat-Top hunt down a photographer who has posted unauthorized pictures of her on his website; and an all-out brawl in the pump room between Grace, Pamela and Rosie just before the start of the big contest!

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B Movie Studios presents – Invasion from Dimension Amazon
Me (Ruling Island Fortress with Sandra Bullocks permission): I’m, uh… I’m the money.
Ned Alleyn: Then you may remain so long as you remain silent.
Director (Chained in Island Fortress with Wordprocessor, masseuse, one actress of choice not Sandra Bullock): Marknew.
Special Effects: Steve the ZLM
Additional Screenwriters Chained in island fortress with wordprocessors and airhockey table:JPC900, Stewy, Greapos Captain Mal
Costume Design: Bill “If you didn’t get fetishes watching Star Trek I have failed you” Theiss

Commander of the Invaders: Angelina Jolie
Amazon Undercover Spy with remarkably sardonic sense of humor: Olivia Munn
Amazon spy with remarkably giggly sense of humor: Kristen Schaal
Gratuitously sexy Amazon Gynoid killing machine: Megan Fox

Scientist that defends humanity by enhancing all human women to amazon powerlevels while Setting up sequel: Sandra Bullock
Herself: Marilyn Monroe
Template for irresistible amazon human DNA: Julie Newmar
Evidence of ancient amazon/human breeding program: Rebecca Romjin

Somewhere, just because dammit: Lucy Lawless

… Oh you wanted a plot or something?

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For the curious and who had the chance to read and in my perfect world…

Star Stones Part 1:
Early version Jaina: Noomi Rapace
Later version… FBB version of P. Nordin?
Captain Sara.. O. Hreapca
Jhar: lol Who cares? Someone tall Jared Padelicki?
Captain Kellia: Ms. R. Armstrong.
Hawke: Who cares? Maybe Patrick Wilson
Swordmaster trainer Carreena Iceara: D. Ellis
Nicholas Larmen: The late Richard Harris
Nanci Larmen: Bryce Dallas Howard
Safina: Lucy Lawless with silver hair and buffed up would be good.

Alana.. facially not sure however body double Laurissa Reis (early) Annie Frietas (later)

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