[Ritz]

Math test:
If an amazon has 43" calves wide, her height is 17 feet and she boards the 20:00hrs train from newyork to washington. What size of bra should have the 15 feet nymphomaniac of the 21:00hrs train to make one hell of a party when she meets the amazon?
For aditional points:
If weirdwolf got the party, how long would take him to escape from the 10 inches cubic box he gets stuffed in after the first 5 seconds?
No peeking on the neighborg cleavage allowed… for now.
CDR

Well, taking into consideration the Chest to size ratio, and of course distance over time we're thinking about now, I'd have to say depends on the breasts of the individuals in the first place, but something in the area of bs = (4/3 x pi / 17 + 15)/60×100

Of course, on the question of wierdwolf = l x w x h/lol (j x s) = 1000cm3 x 45.5 = 45500/60 = 758.3s (1dp) = 12.6 Minutes

Oooh yeah.

I'm a total Math Magician 8)

[CDR]

There you go. She approved with flying colors.
Why can the rest of you bunch of lazy guys be more like her?
Here Ritz. Have a tuna.

CDR

[Ritz]

Here Ritz. Have a tuna.

[Chuck]

Well, it obviously takes a special kind of wolfess to 'fill out' that math wizard's robe, and a lot of us guys would just look ridiculous trying to wear it.

Besides, didn't you read Starship Troopers? Girls are always better at math than guys  ;).

[baditude41]

Algebra with the use of pi?  Ritz, you never cease to amaze me.  Now, if y'all excuse me…I need to take some Advil.  All them numbers give me a headache. 😛

[Prophet Tenebrae]

The good old cliche of a person being able to instantly size up measurements – that's a good one in BE stories. It would be good if someone went into one of those "My bust must have been 100" and my biceps 42"… and I was probably 7'2" tall!" and then actually gets measured and it's just totally wrong.

[Ritz]

The good old cliche of a person being able to instantly size up measurements – that's a good one in BE stories. It would be good if someone went into one of those "My bust must have been 100" and my biceps 42"… and I was probably 7'2" tall!" and then actually gets measured and it's just totally wrong.

That's Why with Fruits, Sports equipment and Household appliances, you'll never go wrong!

Well, it obviously takes a special kind of wolfess to 'fill out' that math wizard's robe.

No no, o_O I won't give my enemies the satisfaction.

[Chuck]

What enemies? The ones that are cat people? 🙂

[baditude41]

I hope I'm not one…I like being on the good side of the lovely and talented Wolfess!! :-*

[Rock Martin]

[list]

Nonsensical measurements, e.g. "73DDD bra" or "43 inch calves".  Bra fitting is a formula and it's not hard to understand how it works.  Also, a person with 43" calves would not be able to walk.

[/list]

Nonsensical? Well, 73DDD might be, but a 73 inch bust in general isn't…what about women like Pandora Peaks or Chelsea Charms…plus what letter would we use for that type of bust?

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