[JimmyDimples]

I've always been a fan of Project A-ko… without her animated film, I'd probably be putting my recreational time into something more constructive or productive.  And here's a little parody I'd written in tribute.  Just two things before you read and sing along:

(1)Project A-ko and affiiated characters are (c)1987-2006 Soeishinsha/ Final-Nishijima/APPP.  No challenge to the rights intended or implied nor should be inferred.

(2) CAUTION:  This thing's fulla spoilers.

GRAVITONIAN RHAPSODY

to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

It's not like real life
It's just a comedy
Caught in a landslide
Towers fall down on top of me

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
Big meteoroid
Rains down catastrophe
Ah well, easy come, easy go
Population dips real low
Thus starts Project A-ko
Fade in on a new city…. G.C.

Eiko — school year just began
Better jump right out of bed
Munch a little toasted bread
Eiko — grab your friend and run
'Cuz your new school's quite a few miles away…
Eiko — oo-oo-ooooooh
Better watch out for that spy
Whom you'll bump into again this time tomorrow
Hurry on, hurry on; I don't think her bones are shattered.

Too late — bell's already rung
Shiko smiles big and says hi
Teacher bops her, makes her cry
Hold on everybody… is that Biko?
She acts distant all the time and so aloof
Mari — oo-oo-oooooooo (out to scare poor Shiko)
She lets her fists fly
But Eiko blocks and throws her through a wall

(interlude)

I see a chibi sketch of Biko's grade school past
Eiko moved! Shiko moved! Did they have their final stand? No!
They resume to fighting, there's a starcraft sighting, eek!
Consternation… our space station… and all our spacecraft, where'd they go?
Meanwhile below-o-o-oooo….
Biko is tearful, "Nobody loves me
"I'm just a rich girl whose

past is tragedy
"Say I'm the bad girl, that's who I'm gonna be!"
"Ease up," says Eiko, "will you let this go?"
Fire missles! NO! She will not let it go! (Duck, Eiko!)
Fire missles! She will not let it go! (Duck, Eiko!)
Fire missles! She will not let it go! (Let it go!)
Hey, there's a UFO (let it go!)
Hey, it just grabbed Shiko!
"LET ME GOOOOOO!!"
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
To the Egota! the Egota! To the Egota we must go!
The aliens got her and it's time for them to flee… to flee… to fleeeeeee….

(4 hard guitar measures)

So now Shiko's enthroned and they're ready to fly-y
D and Eiko fight on the bridge, Cap smells of rye-ye
Ohhhh, baby! Captain's aim's really hazy
The ship's going down… right down on the town, they can't steer!

(overdone ridiculously long guitar solo)

Space ship's perched in tatters…
Everyone can see…
Yet none of that matters…
Our girls walk off happily.

…Thus ends Project A-ko.

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