How to tell your Girlfriend/Fiancee/Wife about all this.

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  • March 22, 2008 at 4:35 am #68077
    LupusBazaar
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    Ooh I wanna make up stuff to! XD

    Hi, my name is Lupus, Prince of Eternia.
    Fabulous secret power were revealed to me the day I…

    March 22, 2008 at 6:14 am #68078
    Evan Stanley
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    Ooh I wanna make up stuff to! XD

    Hi, my name is Lupus, Prince of Eternia.
    Fabulous secret power were revealed to me the day I…

    Hey, I'm telling the god's honest truth.

    March 22, 2008 at 7:30 am #68079
    drum monkey
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    Frankly, I believe them. 

    Girls are great…

    March 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm #68080
    Lu
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    Well Lupus it was you lot that were wondering where I was  😛

    July 27, 2008 at 2:33 am #68081
    Dan
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    July 30, 2008 at 10:09 am #68082
    Evan Stanley
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    She would flippin' kill me. She's really self conscious. She wants to be "perfect" first, and she's still trying to get rid of her stretch marks from when Aurora was born. I'll ask her permission if I can put some of the more flattering pics up from my cell phone I took of her flexing.

    July 30, 2008 at 11:10 am #68083
    jdm022
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    Hey ratlaf,  you've probably got it all under control by now but if not, make up a small story to see if she goes along with it…chicks do this shit all the time.

    While watching the upcoming olympics and the obvious athletic bodies, mention how everyone at work "women included" think that 41 year old muscular swimmer Dara Torres looks amazing.

    If she agrees, mention some fantasy about how awesome it would be if she "your girlfriend" put on a little muscle.  If she's totally against it, you may be in trouble, if she laughs about it and does mention some admiration for Dara Torres physique…you could have some real possiblities.  By the way, constant reassurance that you think your girlfriend is really hot any way, is required!

    …as a disclaimer incase this bakefires, i am not married, but did convince a former girlfriend to workout with me to "keep me motivated"  she did gain 15 pounds of muscle and we dated for 2 more years before it all went south…her fault…not mine, incase you were wondering.  ;D

    July 30, 2008 at 11:45 am #68084
    TC2
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    He won't be in trouble if she's totally against it.  My girlfriend does not particularly like how "hard" her muscles feel when she had to lift heavy objects all the time.  She prefers it to be much softer, but doesn't mind tone.  She knows all about my interest etc.  and even though she's not into it, it doesn't really matter; I love her regardless.

    August 1, 2008 at 5:34 am #68085
    Evan Stanley
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    Well, I gave it a shot and asked permission. She said no. "When I'm bigger."

    August 1, 2008 at 9:17 am #68086
    The Muffin man
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    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised.

    Hi5 Fett.

    Evan, next time, try the line "Can't we just cuddle?" but expect to be screaming in terror when she drags you off.

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