[FlakBait]

Okay……this is most definitely odd….and probably NSFW I guess, insert your own “There’s an app for that” joke at the end.

It’s important to have goals in life. Maybe a better job title, a healthy family or, if you’re Japan’s Masanobu Sato, becoming the world champion of masturbation. Intrigued? Watch this clip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=znQUVa9zFf4

he description on this video says Sato’s record is nine hours and fifty eight minutes of glorious masturbation.

Is it wrong that, after watching this, I want to know more specifics about his penis and technique? Like do you have to keep a certain quality of erection going? Is there a rule about how much straight piston-like jacking you have to do? I feel like I’m only scratching the surface here, not unlike the first eight hours of Sato rubbing one out.

Either way, glad we can follow up Christmas with news about some Japanese dude spanking it. The beauty of online media.

http://guyism.com/humor/video-meet-the-japanese-masturbation-champion-of-the-world-masanobu-sato.html

I am creeped out, yet impressed in some way because even just thinking of 9 hours of that makes me sore in my happy place :blink:

[phenoms]

…Really?!?

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[Robert McNay]

…Really?!?

Oooo, I loved that commercial. That woman is totally hot. :woohoo: B)

[TC2]

That was disturbing. :huh:

[unkn0wnx]

LOL, so he is definitely master of his domain. That’s not a good record to keep.

[Danny]

the things i wish i could unsee

altho… if i could get away with jerkin it while watchin the news i would too… no lie.

morning wood workout, that’s a routine i could get behind XD

[Ashlee]

Not touching this 39 &1/2 foot pole!

[AlexG]

Flakbait, the Lowly Lord of Prurient Interests, its declared dominions and related sub-domains.

Thus I declare you, as High Lord of the Confederation of the Realm, here @ The High Castle.

So let it be written, so let it be done. B)

“I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.”
~ Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens (1907)

[phenoms]

Not touching this 39 &1/2 foot pole!

…Mrs. Ashlee Grinch?!? *duck* :laugh:

My Deviant Art Page (old stuff):
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