Jennifer Love Hewitt

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  • November 30, 2007 at 4:54 am #64025
    stimpy
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    I seem to remember reading that Jennifer Love Hewitt is now engaged to be married.  Congratulations to her and that lucky Scottish actor guy, but I still think she should have thought about Davis Love III.

    I mean, consider the possibilities:  Should she keep her maiden name, adopt her prospective husband's name, or perhaps adopt a hyphenated name?  She could become Jennifer Love Love.  Or she could become Jennifer Love Hewitt-Love.  The late-night talk show monologue possibilities would have been endless!

    But still, all is not lost.  We could still arrange a charity mixed-doubles tennis tournament in the middle of the Davis Cup, involving Jennifer Love Hewitt, Davis Love III, Leyton Hewitt, and Courtney Love with special guest official Nikki Sixx.  Think of the possible sports headline:

    "The Davis Cup Match Love Hewitt-Davis Love / Love Hewitt (Sixx):  Love-Six, Six-Love, Six -Love, Six-Love."

    Gotta Love it…  ;D

    November 30, 2007 at 3:18 pm #64026
    AlexG
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    Her biggest fan, Unzipped (aka Public Enemy #1), undoubtedly about now is sobbing in his stein of beer.

    “I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.”
    ~ Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens (1907)

    November 30, 2007 at 3:21 pm #64027
    cpbell0033944
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    I seem to remember reading that Jennifer Love Hewitt is now engaged to be married.  Congratulations to her and that lucky Scottish actor guy, but I still think she should have thought about Davis Love III.

    I mean, consider the possibilities:  Should she keep her maiden name, adopt her prospective husband's name, or perhaps adopt a hyphenated name?  She could become Jennifer Love Love.  Or she could become Jennifer Love Hewitt-Love.  The late-night talk show monologue possibilities would have been endless!

    But still, all is not lost.  We could still arrange a charity mixed-doubles tennis tournament in the middle of the Davis Cup, involving Jennifer Love Hewitt, Davis Love III, Leyton Hewitt, and Courtney Love with special guest official Nikki Sixx.  Think of the possible sports headline:

    "The Davis Cup Match Love Hewitt-Davis Love / Love Hewitt (Sixx):  Love-Six, Six-Love, Six -Love, Six-Love."

    Gotta Love it…  ;D

    Errr right…have you been drinking again?! 😮 ;D ;D 8)

    (Just joking before anybody flames me).

    December 1, 2007 at 4:10 am #64028
    stimpy
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    Errr right…have you been drinking again?! 😮 ;D ;D 8)

    (Just joking before anybody flames me).

    I resent the implication!  I just forgot to refill my lithium prescription.  Sheesh!

    December 1, 2007 at 5:51 am #64029
    Lingster
    Keymaster

    I resent the implication!  I just forgot to refill my lithium prescription.  Sheesh!

    That's almost funny.  Keep trying!

    December 1, 2007 at 3:40 pm #64030
    cpbell0033944
    Participant

    That's almost funny.  Keep trying!

    That's almost a slap around the face.  Keep trying!

    December 2, 2007 at 3:51 am #64031
    stimpy
    Participant

    That's almost funny.  Keep trying!

    Tough crowd…

    December 2, 2007 at 10:21 am #64032
    demented20
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    Hey, I laughed… well chuckled, and I didn't think you were drunk at all. Sleep deprived maybe, but not drunk.

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