[Lu]

XD hehe…
why does the river Mersey run through Liverpool?
Because if it walked it'd get mugged!

What do you call a Scouse in a suit?
The accused.

What do you call a Scouse in a white shell suit?
The bride.

What do you say to a Scouse in a uniform?
Bic mac and fries please.

XD LOL sorry, I have loads of 'em XD scouse jokes are just so funny XD heh.. I live across the river from Liverpool.

[Anonymous]

I live across the river from Liverpool.

I love Liverpudlians – some great people (including my boss!) – chirpy and always up for the crack (at least the ones I seem to bump into, but then I've never lived in the city centre…)

Oh, I decided to chuck a few of those Scouse jokes into Babelfish to get it translated into American, so our brothers and sisters across the ocean wouldn't feel left out, and this is what they came up with:

What do you call a guy from Compton?
It depends on whether or not he's carrying a gun

Er… I think you're right, Kulli.  Those language translators are shite.

[Eric]

I think Kulli's jokes were self-explanatory, but I appreciate the effort.  😆

And I've heard there are lots of different accents in the UK, though I'm not sure I could tell the difference.

But I'd love to visit London someday & try it, sometime!  😀

What's a Scouse?

Later,

Eric F., EnhanceMan & Brit Fan!

[Lu]

What's a Scouse?

A Scouse is someone from Liverpool. Like a slang term..

They have a really borad accent there…
heh, I met a friend from the net once, she was from London, and you could tell, too! She was from the exact opposite of England then I'm from XD

[pete]

Bloody northeners….mumble mumble gripe gripe …..LOL

Ar'm one a ya acherul Suvveners…never bin Norf a Watford me…. I drops me Ts and Gs lywk a gud 'un    Gercha

I aint quite a true Cockney,…. but born  a coupla 12  miles from Bow Bells.

But let us not forget why we are here ….to try and get Kulli to produce more marvelous muscle art

La'er
regards
Pete

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

These little territorial desputes are so amusing to a creature such as I who has spent so much time in all parts of that Isle -North, South and Central. Accent means nothing. Attitude and personality does.
The English, in general, area lovely people with such amusing vocalisations and termanology.
Though for true experineces with forms of English accents, try spending your teenage years being raised by London Rastafarians. That doth give you a most interesting slant on language.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

[Lu]

Though for true experineces with forms of English accents, try spending your teenage years being raised by London Rastafarians. That doth give you a most interesting slant on language.

I have to say, that's the damn most amusing thing I've heard all day XD

[Anonymous]

Though for true experineces with forms of English accents, try spending your teenage years being raised by London Rastafarians. That doth give you a most interesting slant on language.

I love the way you use language, Pimp.  It's kind of part-Dolemite, part-Shakespearean and totally righteous!

[Eric]

Dolemite…?  😐

PS:  I like the way you write, too, Pimp!  😀

Later,

Eric F., EnhanceMan

[Vic]

Being one of those Colonials from across the pond (American), this thread has made me laugh from one entry to the next.  I as well did not need the Babelfish to be able to laugh at the Scouse jokes.  Although my interests in history probably left me with a broader sense of humor than the more insular among the worlds inhabitants.

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