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Paul Tassi over at joblo has apparently gotten his hands on a copy of the script and revealed a few intriguing facts. Read on to discover what we’ve learned. (Need we note that there’ll be *spoilers* ahead?)

Will Smith will be traveling through time.

To stop a dastardly villain named Yaz (more about him later) from destroying the world, Agent Jay will go back to 1969 where he’ll team with a young Kay.

The big bad will be a cross between Dennis Hopper and Satan.

Flight of the Conchord’s Jemaine Clement won’t get to show off his funny side as Yaz. In this role, he’ll be the straight man, since he’ll need to come across as a violent “badass hell biker.”

Apple is even more important than we know.

Not only will a secret time-travel hub be housed inside an Apple Store, but one way to travel into the past turns out to be by shaking an iPhone’s clock app.

More celebrities will be revealed as aliens.

A new film means new celebrities unmasked—Jimi Hendrix, Castro, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Yoko Ono, Andy Warhol and more.

Another great movie milked to death for a cheap buck

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