[Axel3.14]

If you remember the Miss Muffet childrens’ rhyme, you’ll note that she was eating whey. And we all know what kind of person eats whey, right 🙂

[The_Pimp_NeonBlack]

Nice work, dear Axel.

Though the subject doth remind I of the notion that all bodybuilders (regardless of gender) must be utterly fearless because of their strength. The antipode could never be so true.

It was recalled when wokring out in gym, the only other person in the weight room was an aspiring female bodybuilder was happened to arachnaphobic. This was discovered when a spider, probably no bigger then your thumb nail, crawled across her weightbar and over her hand. She was so frightened by this, so afeared of this tiny spider, that she let out a piercing skriek, dropped the weight (no more than 50 kilos of so) and leapt a metre across the floor, into my’s arms. Because I’s happened to be walking past at that very moment.

When I’s inquired what she was so afeared of, she said a monstrously huge spider had just tried to attack her. When I’s went to inspect this claims, as well as the damage done the floor and weights, I’s lowered my’s self to the bar (with her still around my’s neck) to find the tiny spider squeeshed beneath one of the plates.

I’s almost went into hysteric until I’s found my’s self have to explain to the lady’s pro-am bodybuilder boyfriend why his girlfriend had just screamed and what she was doing hanging around my’s neck.

The memory still brings a chuckle to this dry throat.

Thank you again for the work, dear Axel, and for the reminder of the memory.

Peace

The Pimp NeonBlack

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