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I am working on a parady of diamonds are a girl's best friend using muscles.  This is my work so far.  Any suggestions.

he French are glad to die for love
They delight in fighting duels
But I prefer a man who lives
And likes hard jewels
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But muscles are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end
But square cut or boulder shaped
These bicepts don't lose their shape
Muscles are a girl's best friend

Tiffany's, Cartier, Blackstar, Frost, Ghoram
Talk to me, Harry, Winston, tell me all about it
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But muscles are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a hard boiled employer
Thinks your awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when they start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Muscles are a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But muscles are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep Masonic
Are better bets if little pets get big bicepts
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Arnie's

muscles
muscles
I don't mean diamonds
But Muscles
Are A Girl's Best
Best friend

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