[Lingster]

They put her right next to my office. *MY* intern is on another floor, but they put uber jock girl 10 feet from me. She’s about 1.5″ shorter than me, maybe about five or ten pounds heavier. Damn good looking, legs like tree trunks, less than half my age.

Trying not to stare. Trying not to be obvious about not staring. Trying to make it through the summer without being the pervy middle aged guy creeping on the amazon heartbreaker, basically.

[Avery Leckrone]

Good luck man- as a high school teacher and co-ed soccer (and karate) coach, I feel for you.

[Trash Boat]

No need to be a creepy pervert. Just ask her to pose politely and provide us a picture.

[zenta]

That’s pretty creepy

[khuddle]

I feel for you Lingster. Its get tougher as you get older — YOU look older to people around you, particularly young people, but you don’t FEEL any older, and there is nothing more attractive than a girl in her late teens / early 20s. Severe, severe test of willpower! (Just don’t pull a Bill Clinton :))

[Cowprobe]

While this athletic 3 point shot making gazelle is unwittingly setting your imagination a boiling perhaps the sublimation of such instincts through creative endeavors might serve to vent those pressures.

Providing onanistic scenario templates proved to be the squick that severed your will to write stories perhaps your poser produced prints might aspire to higher goals and artistic fulfillment.

Regardless, good luck man. Having someone so unconsciously appealing in everyday contact is an enviable burden.

[fm07]

Working in the sector I work in, its 90% guys. Thankfully I don’t have to struggle with what Lingster is going to have to put up with.

Good luck man 🙂

[Joe Smith]

I too feel your pain, Lingster. I work at a small college library, and while the normal parade of coeds is bad enough, recently we had a student who was tall, long-haired, constantly tan, and had great biceps and shoulders. I later found out that this was from a combination of triathlons and horse riding. The latter is particularly distressing, since many of my hottest fantasies revolve around English riding outfits. :woohoo:

The worst moment was when I was working the front desk one evening, and she came in directly from jogging, wearing short shorts and a thin, low-cut tank top–and promptly proceeded to pull her library card out of her décolletage, since she didn’t have any pockets to keep it in. She did have the grace to be abashed when she realized what she’d done. I said “We’ll just pretend that you didn’t do that.” :blush:

[Trash Boat]

That’s pretty creepy

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