Paris Hilton FMG

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  • May 12, 2007 at 12:24 am #51942
    Lingster
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    Pretty funny stuff:

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    May 12, 2007 at 3:55 am #51943
    gblock01
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    Okay…

    That was… interesting.

    I really don't know how to respond to that… ???

    May 12, 2007 at 6:01 am #51944
    Cowprobe
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    Imagine that as a baby she landed on the "Aggressive Self Improvement" side of the hospital bed instead of the "Partying Hedonist" tiled flooring. An arrogant heiress with the motivation towards fortifying herself unfettered by the daily concerns of making a living. Culling the world's greatest trainers and ludicrously Drug-Free she would have the chassis to fight crime and do strength feats for the paparazzi.

    If she goes through a miraculous detox/life path change as a result of 45 days of people telling her 'NO!' and backing up their threats it might make profitable reality TV.

    Come on a prison buffed Winona Ryder getting her "Caged Heat" on upside Hilton's coke disposal chute would be great entertainment.  😉

    May 12, 2007 at 7:48 am #51945
    MaxxC
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    About time Paris put some meat on her bones.  ;D

    May 12, 2007 at 7:52 am #51946
    Muscle Growth Nut
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    I don't care how buff she gets, I'd still shove her under a bus given the chance.

    May 12, 2007 at 2:15 pm #51947
    AlexG
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    Come on a prison buffed Winona Ryder getting her "Caged Heat" on upside Hilton's coke disposal chute would be great entertainment.  😉

    Sort of reminds me of a story that Avida Dolor posted several yrs ago in the AAWA newsgroup, "Shanna in A.M.Y." I think was the title.

    “I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.”
    ~ Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens (1907)

    May 12, 2007 at 7:08 pm #51948
    cpbell0033944
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    I don't care how buff she gets, I'd still shove her under a bus given the chance.

    Brilliantly put! ;D

    BTW, I hope Nikki Fuller doesn't mind training footage of her being used in this way.  Comparing her to P**** H***** is a bit like the time that someone on YouTube commented that Cindy Phillips was like a buff B****** S*****. >:( 🙁

    May 12, 2007 at 8:03 pm #51949
    CONDORMAN
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