[cwmoss]

Santa I've been a very, very good boy this year.

Would you please bring my wife a weight set and sow a fertile seed within her gentile and fragile intellect that growing to be a tall gonzormisly strong amazon woman would be a really cool thing? A growing, ravenous desire to use me to please her would also be cool and maybe the ability to crush cinderblocks between her thighs might be a Christmasy touch.

I only ask for these things after we solve the peace on Earth thing witch the good wifey will figure out after we give her the all powerful Godess thingy.

And can we feed the hungry children and end all suffering while we are at it.

And one more thing Santa, can you pack a tall, buff amazon girlfriend into all of the members of Lingsters forums stockings this Christmas to bend them to their will, grab them by the ears and jump on them like a pogo stick?

God bless us every one!

[ratlaf]

Amen to that!!  ;D

I've been a good boy too…!  ::)

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