[fasola]

The other day, I was having fun with some friends, when we started speaking about Spiderman 3 (go see it Amazing movie) and we ended up talking about the questions that came to our minds when we read comic books or saw the animated series. They are as follows:

1. Do superman, batman, robin, and all the heroes that use they underwear on the outside, use underwear under their spandex trousers?

2. Where do superman, spiderman or any other hero that has to change outfits from hero to normal guy, leave their clothes when they change?

3. Do they find them when they return?

4. How come, when they return with the clothes that they left behind, the clothes look like they just came from the drycleaning, and they are not crumpled or stained?

5. When superman removes his shirt, the buttons rikochet everywhere. When does he find time to fix them?

6. What material are Dr. Banner's pants mede of, so they can resist each transformation?

7. Do they have different costumes for winter and summer, so they don't freeze or melt while figthing crime?

8. Is Superman a virgin?

9.Wonder Woman and the amazons, are straight or gay?

10. aRe all the body parts of Reed Richards elastic?

11. Can Mr. fantastic get hard?

12. What would happen if Blackbolt sneezed? (thanks WWHulk prelude)

13. Whatever happened to Qicksilver aka Pietreo Maximoff?

14. Where on earth is the Scarlet Witch?

And the last, is something that has been buging me for quite a while,

CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN ME WHY CAN SUPERMAN HIDE HIS SECRET IDENTITY BEHIND A PAIR OF FREEKIN' GLASSES?!?!

If anybody can answer any of these questions or if you have more plaese fell free to post them.

[Muscle Growth Nut]

I'll answer what I can.

2. I think Spidey usually stashes his civvies either in a duffel bag or a big ball of webbing.

6. No one really knows…

13. He's still around somewheres.

14. She was last seen, according to Wikipedia, in a small city near Wundagore Mountain.

[Amazon Lover]

That last one, I can answer… I had a friend who – early in our friendship – I thought was two people cuz I'd seen her with and without glasses on seperate occaissions.  I later told her she "Clark Kented" me.  I never was good with remembering faces…

[Holiday]

The other day, I was having fun with some friends, when we started speaking about Spiderman 3 (go see it Amazing movie) and we ended up talking about the questions that came to our minds when we read comic books or saw the animated series. They are as follows:

1. Do superman, batman, robin, and all the heroes that use they underwear on the outside, use underwear under their spandex trousers?

2. Where do superman, spiderman or any other hero that has to change outfits from hero to normal guy, leave their clothes when they change?

3. Do they find them when they return?

4. How come, when they return with the clothes that they left behind, the clothes look like they just came from the drycleaning, and they are not crumpled or stained?

5. When superman removes his shirt, the buttons rikochet everywhere. When does he find time to fix them?

6. What material are Dr. Banner's pants mede of, so they can resist each transformation?

7. Do they have different costumes for winter and summer, so they don't freeze or melt while figthing crime?

8. Is Superman a virgin?

9.Wonder Woman and the amazons, are straight or gay?

10. aRe all the body parts of Reed Richards elastic?

11. Can Mr. fantastic get hard?

12. What would happen if Blackbolt sneezed? (thanks WWHulk prelude)

13. Whatever happened to Qicksilver aka Pietreo Maximoff?

14. Where on earth is the Scarlet Witch?

And the last, is something that has been buging me for quite a while,

CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN ME WHY CAN SUPERMAN HIDE HIS SECRET IDENTITY BEHIND A PAIR OF FREEKIN' GLASSES?!?!

If anybody can answer any of these questions or if you have more plaese fell free to post them.

1. Probably both in and out. In New Avengers Spidey said he stopped wearing briefs because he chafed.

2. Anywhere others wouldn't find it. Storage closets, phone booths, or wrapped in spider webbing.

3. Most of them do.

4. Starch. They use starch.

5. Super speed. Super vision.

6. Levi's special threads. All-American for fat Americans.

7. The rich ones do. The others have to tough it up.

8. Not after marrying Lois.

9. Auch! People will think what they want! I like them bi or gay.

10. You betcha.

11. You betcha.

12. The same effect if Galactus sneezed.

13. He's hiding in a small superhuman town. Check out Silent War.

14. Living near Wundagore, with no memory of her past offenses.

15. NOBODY IN SUPERMAN'S WORLD EXPECTS HIM TO BE DISGUISED AS A REPORTER WITH GLASSES! THEY THINK HE'S SUPERMAN ALL THE TIME! SO THEY DON'T REALIZE IT'S HIM!

[platinumbird62]

10. aRe all the body parts of Reed Richards elastic?

11. Can Mr. fantastic get hard?

Why do you think Sue married him?

[CDR]

1. No. All their mothers explained the dresssing process to them in the wrong order. Bad genes?
2. Under the costumes. They are REALLY confused.
3. Sometimes they can spend weeks looking for them until they realize they already have them on.
4. They carry an iron with them. They hide it too but they have to wait until it reachs body temperature.
5. Lois does that. The machist bastard. It has been cutted out from the comics and movies due to the undramatic effect.
6. Lycra. Dr Banner used to do a lot of Shakespeare's plays when he was younger.
7. They are superheroes they just LOOK like they dont care. Full body suits prevent us from seeing the chicken skin or the sweat.
8. Dont think so. But I bet the girl did all the seducing 😀
9. Bi. Steve Trevor had the best vacations anyone can have after crashing a plane.
10. Yeah. How do you think he got a girl like Sue Storm? Brain size? Uhuh.
11. Ask Sue about it.
12. Lots and lots of cleaning. The guys from Damage Control hate it when that happens.
13. QuickWho?
14. Ask Carmen SanDiego
15. Because hiding it in FRONT of them would be even more ridiculous.

CDR

[JimmyDimples]

4. Starch. They use starch.

And Scotchgard and Febreze.  Don't forget Scotchgard and Febreze.

[foureyes]

8. Larry Niven wrote an article on this a long time ago, see
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=943020
for info on his article, "Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue Paper".

[Delmo Walters Jr.]

CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN ME WHY CAN SUPERMAN HIDE HIS SECRET IDENTITY BEHIND A PAIR OF FREEKIN' GLASSES?!?!

Watch the first Superman film, when Clark picks Lois up at her apartment after her flight w/Superman, and see how Chris Reeve pulls it off.

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