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  • #52683
    Lingster
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    I'd be interested to hear however much you feel you might want to share with us about this mysterious girlfriend, though. ;D
    Is she buff?

    Not yet.  (Give me a year or two with her.)

    #52684
    cpbell0033944
    Participant

    Not yet.  (Give me a year or two with her.)

    Wishing both you and she every happiness. 😉

    #52685
    Fett
    Participant

    Not yet.  (Give me a year or two with her.)

    All I can think of is that Woody Allen film, "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask" and the crazy sex doctor who was feeding a woman nothing but silicone for a year…

    #52686
    cpbell0033944
    Participant

    All I can think of is that Woody Allen film, "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask" and the crazy sex doctor who was feeding a woman nothing but silicone for a year…

    I'm seeing Lingster force-feeding his girlfriend protein shakes… 😮 ;D

    #52687
    Fett
    Participant

    "What is this, Lingsty?" (I imagine that's what she calls him)
    "Water."
    "But it's gooey… it tastes like beef."
    "Drink it."

    Actually… that whole exchange is rather more sordid than I had intended. Ew.  :-

    #52688
    Lingster
    Keymaster

    "What is this, Lingsty?" (I imagine that's what she calls him)
    "Water."
    "But it's gooey… it tastes like beef."
    "Drink it."

    Actually… that whole exchange is rather more sordid than I had intended. Ew.  :-

    But it makes them happy: http://psychologytoday.com/articles/pto-20021002-000009.html

    #52689
    Chuck
    Participant

    Although the first time she hulks out might find her asking what you were putting in all of those milk shakes…

    #52690
    cpbell0033944
    Participant

    "What is this, Lingsty?" (I imagine that's what she calls him)
    "Water."
    "But it's gooey… it tastes like beef."
    "Drink it."

    Actually… that whole exchange is rather more sordid than I had intended. Ew.  :-

    I always knew you had a dirty mind, Fett. ;D

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