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The Twelve Days Of FMG Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
The handbook on FMG

On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven solei a-swelling
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight maids a-maxing
Seven solei a-swelling
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine ladies enhancing
Eight maids a-maxing
Seven solei a-swelling
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten lats a-leaping
Nine ladies enhancing
Eight maids a-maxing
Seven solei a-swelling
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven pecs a-pulsing
Ten lats a-leaping
Nine ladies enhancing
Eight maids a-maxing
Seven solei a-swelling
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve delts developing
Eleven pecs a-pulsing
Ten lats a-leaping
Nine ladies enhancing
Eight maids a-maxing
Seven solei a-swelling
Six guns a-growing
Five Golden Rings
Four likely girls
Three French women
Two surgical gloves
and the handbook on FMG

[rodman]

EXCELLENT FONK,
One more, An English translation of all Scat's stories.
Have a Merry Christmas and a Growing and Flexing New Year.
Rodman 8)

[Muscle Growth Nut]

Ah, that's good funny. Although…Eleven pecs? Heavens. 😀

[Fonk]

Ah, that's good funny. Although…Eleven pecs? Heavens. 😀

I know, it's… odd. 😛

The source material doesn't exactly help…

[Muscle Growth Nut]

I know, it's… odd. 😛

The source material doesn't exactly help…

Maybe "Eleven shirts a-splitting" or something?

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