The World is an Illusion

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  • July 17, 2010 at 5:09 am #94036
    Lingster
    Keymaster

    OK, so one of the reasons I think that the rest of you are all figments of my imagination is that a few years ago, solely through medical practice attrition and chance, I wound up with a physician who is a female bodybuilder. So, how could it happen that once or twice a year *I* have my body inspected by a hyper-muscular, hyper-hot woman? Seriously, what are the odds?

    Close to zero. So, based solely on this outcome I have concluded the whole f___g world exists in my imagination. I am God.

    Anyway, today was my annual checkup and it was soooo cool. (I made a half-hearted attempt at luring her into doing a hernia examination, but no luck.) She is just astonishingly attractive. It’s all I can do not to stare.

    It’s good to be the author of reality.

    July 17, 2010 at 9:29 am #94039
    Lingster
    Keymaster

    Alright, alright, you caught me. I’ve never been remotely untoward to her. There’s been almost zero physical contact between us and whatever there has been, has been legitimate. I’m ridiculously polite and well-mannered to her.

    You guys really know how to ruin my fantastic anecdotes with your silence.

    July 17, 2010 at 10:31 am #94040
    TC2
    Participant

    Sorry, here’s my response:

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

    July 17, 2010 at 11:34 am #94042
    FlakBait
    Keymaster

    Oh no this is all quite real…..except me. I’m actually a high tech AI implant in your liver put in during your last physical to monitor your activities by the Oprah Council in order to boost the ratings of her final season amongst male viewers…

    July 17, 2010 at 12:25 pm #94046
    luvmuslgirls
    Participant

    Well Lingster, I just found this. It reminds of the new story on Brawna called “Everyday Muscle” by Demented20. I practically just finished reading it.
    Is your doctor anybody we would know of? :side:

    July 17, 2010 at 5:56 pm #94054
    nic2800
    Participant

    If this was a fantasy world Ling…. wouldn’t she just do the WHOLE exam? Do you have to really work at not pointing at her with your male pointer?

    July 17, 2010 at 6:03 pm #94055
    FlakBait
    Keymaster

    nic2800 wrote:

    If this was a fantasy world Ling…. wouldn’t she just do the WHOLE exam? Do you have to really work at not pointing at her with your male pointer?

    maybe his subconscious is just shy?

    July 17, 2010 at 6:26 pm #94056
    Ashlee
    Participant

    Honestly Do any of you really want us to hold your Jewels , and say ,”turn your head and cough?” while you make stupid comments? :dry: 😉

    July 17, 2010 at 7:58 pm #94059
    Danny
    Participant

    Ashlee wrote:

    Honestly Do any of you really want us to hold your Jewels , and say ,”turn your head and cough?” while you make stupid comments? :dry: 😉

    yes

    July 17, 2010 at 11:25 pm #94071
    skinnyguy
    Participant

    Really, that is just God messing with you. Whatever you did in a past life now is coming back to haunt you.

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