[Lingster]

Bugger, still doesn't work.  I think I need a lesson in how to do this linking thing.  Still, if you go into blogger.com and search for "biel tank", you should find it.  The site owner, an idiot called Phil, is overjoyed that Jess no longer looks, as he sees it, like a "muscle man" and a "tank".  He even goes as far as to call her new look "dainty"  ::) >:( ???  I fear he's a hopeless case – leave him in blissfull ignorance.

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-no-longer-tankshaped-001960

I doubt she's changed anything – it's probably a matter of having not worked out prior to the event, so she had less of a "pump".

[cpbell0033944]

Hello Mr Lingster(!)
Good to speak to you at last.  Thanks for your reassurance viz. Ms Biel.  I hope I didn't come across as too much of an idiot in my introduction – I'm fairly shy about speaking to people via the 'net because the one and only time I ever tried it previously resulted in a Troll (I think that's what they're called) writing abusive things, which dissuaded me from using any Web forums for around a year – Amaz0ns is the first since then.  My concern for Jessica is because, as I said, she introduced me to the wonderful world of female muscle, so I would hate for her to go skinny just to fit a warped, Hollywood idea of what women "should" look like.  I was unsure of whether she had lost musculature because I have virtually no experience of judging photos and I was hoping that it was just factors such as lighting, her dress, etc. that led to the site owner saying "she looks dainty" ???
Perhaps it's about time I stopped writing-in to my own thread, it's because I'm grateful for people leaving welcome messages, and I feel that I should respond to them all.  I'm British after all – we were once (19th C) famous for excessive politeness – now the opposite seems to be true.

[Fett]

To quote Bill Bailey – "Kill, kill, kill, kil, kill the trolls! Look under the bridges! That's where they hide!"

[Lingster]

…only time I ever tried it previously resulted in a Troll (I think that's what they're called) writing abusive things, which dissuaded me from using any Web forums for around a year…

That won't happen here.  Glad to have you on board.

[cpbell0033944]

Thanks Lingster!  Hi Fett, are you also a Brit?  The only reason I ask is because you quoted the very funny Bill Bailey (I hope we both mean the same guy!) – although I've not heard the quote before.  Like it though!  I really will shut-up now, I think.  Night all.

[Yatz57]

Oh, god. Another brit. Methinks it's time for me to put on my troll suit… >:(

[Jack]

Heh!  The British are coming!  ;D
(Little Paul Revere joke for the Americans – yes I know it's crap)

What's wrong with Brits?  We're hella cool, my kibbutzian friend!

[Fett]

Thanks Lingster!  Hi Fett, are you also a Brit?  The only reason I ask is because you quoted the very funny Bill Bailey (I hope we both mean the same guy!) – although I've not heard the quote before.  Like it though!  I really will shut-up now, I think.  Night all.

I am the entirity of the British Isles (except Heathrow), and the quote's from Bill Bailey's stand up "Bewildered".

And Yatz, you *should* put on the troll suit, if only to improve your looks to the ladies.

POW!

😛

[cpbell0033944]

Fett – I've never seen Bill Bailey doing stand-up, but I think he's brilliant – in the true sense of the world on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.  What do you think of the new host of Buzzcocks?  I don't think he's a patch on Mark Lamarr. >:(

[Fett]

I actually, never got into Never Mind the Buzzcocks. While I liked Phil Jupitus, I didn't really like anyone else. I love Bill Bailey and if it's on and I notice he's on the show, I watch it. Bill Bailey's really good in Black Books and his stand-up's very, very funny.

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