[Axel3.14]

It has been a while since I wrote a story about these two.  Pretend that the rambling, flawed story Virago Vistas was never written.

    Chad sat in a velvet upholstered couch in his mansion and watched the news. He flipped through approximately 200 channels before finding an obscure South American Channel  men's bodybuilding competition.

"What's the point,"  he scoffed to himself.  He recalled the last twelve years as an experimental virus was used to enhance soldiers, but spread and mutated into an amendation to the human genome that caused women to be larger than men on average.  Back then, a six foot, 200 pound woman was considered short. 

At that moment, the golden door creaked as Tia shoved it open.  "Good morning, sweetheart".

"Hello, love."  Chad stood up and ran his hands into the muscular, billowing thighs of his wife.  The titaness latina knelt down for a kiss.  Chad grinned as her lips reminded him of a moist hot water bottle on his forehead.  "Where have you been?"

  "It has been an exacting day, and it isn't even eight yet," Tia stretched her extensive limbs until they nearly grazed the vaulted ceiling and sat next to the couch.  Chad jumped onto one of the spreading bulges of his wife's posterior and nestled against her flank.  Tia continued, "Some miners were trapped by a seismological event, so I had to disinter them by shearing off lithosperic impediments.  By the time I saved the workers, I had removed so much pressure that rockbursts ensued, so I had to press the landforms together to reequilibrate the pressure, and after that, the mining company complains that I metamorphosed the deposits of the ore they were mining!  I'm esurient.  Feed me!"

    Chad went into the kitchen grinning ear to ear, and dragged out the refrigerated chamber several awkward crates of food.  He opened them,  and stretched out on her bosom and faciliated every bite of breakfast.  Down her gullet vanished gallons of pancakes, milk and ice cream.  Tia loved frozen desserts.  Tia patted her vental curves gingerly to signify her satiation. 

"If you keep eating like this, you will become a big, fat cow."  Chad hurled a pillow at his wife's face. 

Tia shrugged, muscles rippling under rippling embonpoint  "Oh well, You are what you eat.  Besides, I'm only four percent body fat by mass.  That's quite lean.  If I didn't have all this cuddly insulation, my muscles and bones would pulverize the infrastructure around me.  I couldn't go outside. 

  "You don't have to be a five meter avatar of sex appeal."  Chad carefully dismounted the platform of flesh and squeezed Tia's proporionately small spare tire.  The result of the cuddling sent a tsunami through her poitrene.

    "Of course, a weaker,  more compact form might be more convenient, but you're so good to me.  Catering to your most intimate fantasy is  the least I could do."

  "More like our fantasy."  Chad smirked.                 

  "Quiet, sub!"  Tia said in mock indignation.  She removed the mumu that was draped around her body, and reclined on the floor.  "You know what to do."  She purred, lifting her husband with a single hand and placing him at the top of a heaping tower of mammary.  Chad stood up and stimulated an engorged nipple with a motion similar to butter churning. 

    "Yes!"  Tia whispered passionately.  A tangible frisson traveled the length of Tia's body, sending Chad rolling onto the couch.  She brought her flawless face  "This birthday's only going to get better; I have a surprise for you this evening that will blow your mind."

Tia looked into Chad's cutely lecherous eyes, flexed her arms seductively, and added.  "Oh, you will definately get that too, but the surprise is something even better that I've been preparing for several years.  You'll just have to wait."  Tia went to her room and changed into her sports outfit, a bricolage of parachutes and esoteric alloys used to contstruct space stations.  "I'm going for a jog now.  Chad watched Tia through the window, admiring her rapid, powerful strides as her oceanic curves sloshed around effortlessly. 

[Axel3.14]

    Chad watched his wife with an impassive expression.  When she was no longer in sight, he stood up and kicked the sofa until his foot was bleeding.  He only stopped with he heard a crack from the wooden frame.  Wincing slightly, Chad progressed to the refrigerator.  Most of the serving sizes were larger than his head or a few mouthfulls for Tia.  Chopping off a slab of ham and a bottle of beer, the overshadowed man trudged into the kitchen and positioned himself in the center of one of the chairs, but his posterior kept slipping out of place. 

    Slowly the door creaked open to reveal the opulent neighborhood.  The mansion seemed to protrude into the stratosphere, dominating the other estates.  Around the mansion grew lush golf course quality grass that never deviated from a uniform height.  Three foreign cars waited in the driveway.  Chad looked at it all, then threw the beer bottle against the floor and watched it shatter.

    This got the attention of an unfamiliar face across the street.  Chad gasped as he turned around to see a young woman with tawny brown hair.  Chad noted how petit she was, not even seven feet tall.  Under her immaculate skin, stretching, contracting, banded boulders writhed along with her movements.  Although small for a contemporary woman, Chad suspected that she carried about as much muscle as Tia's several meter tall frame.  She spoke with a Russian accent. 

"Hello, cute man… I am new in this country.  Can you help me put furniture in my house?" 

"Ok."  Chad responded.

"My name is Mia.  And you?"

"Chad…"  in Mia's prescence, he somehow managed to manipulate his articulators to utter the word.   

"Nice to meet you,"  Mia said with the affectation of a rote phrase.  She led Chad into a considerably smaller mansion.  Inside Chad looked around at the furnishments.

"Everything seems in order."

"No.  The movers put put that television too far in the corner and I cannot plug it in."

Chad reached his arm through a wedge of space and plugged in the 70 inch plasma screen tevelvision and pulled it a couple feet away from the wall.  "Are you happy?"

"Yes, very happy.  Thank you!"  Mia grinned.  Chad hastened to leave, but his shoulder was clasped by a hand.  "Would you please show me around the city?"  Mia asked with a slight pout.

Chad stood in place for almost a minute before he spluttered a response. 
"If you want." 

[Fonk]

An interesting development, sir! 8)

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