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Another coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What
are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child for several years , and
today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my
hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched c o c k s," he replied.

She smiled at him and said, "What a coincidence…."

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