[baditude41]

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[Chuck]

*hunches over and moans as her vintage Joan Jett t-shirt becomes snug**

No….

*winces in pain as her feet begin to strain against her black & white satin polka dotted peep-toe heels*

Noooo….

*writhes around on the ground as the seams on her denim capris begin to pop and snap*

NOOOO…

*smashes her computer*

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!

Daggum, Pixxxie! I don't think we knew Indian vampires had that kind of effect on you… want to do it again?

[Deadly Pixxxie]

Daggum, Pixxxie! I don't think we knew Indian vampires had that kind of effect on you… want to do it again?

NO.

And Ritz owes me a pair of shoes now. I burst out of mine….and I liked that pair, too.

[Ritz]

I owe you nothing.

[mortonvh]

How about a bit of classical?

The main theme from "In the Hall of the Mountain King" would be quite suitable.

Rgds,

UncleSL

[TheSteamPunk]

I must agree there, UncleSL

Course, "In the Hall of the Mountain King" fits nicely just about anywhere ;D
(You know, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE)

[JimmyDimples]

Me, for my money, I like something from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory soundtrack by Danny Elfman:

Particularly the first minute and 8 seconds of track #11, "The Golden Ticket/Factory."

It starts with her awakening, and seeing her musculature is much improved, within human levels…

Then 50 seconds in, the growth quickly, officially kicks in with a vengeance.  8)

[Deadly Pixxxie]

I owe you nothing.

You posted the video.

You made me have the growth spurt.

You are liable.

[Chuck]

Well, maybe she thought you'd enjoy it and wanted it to be a surprise… although she also probably wasn't expecting you to be wearing a pair of your favorite shoes at the time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some friends who might want to see this…  😉

[Chuck]

And for that matter, maybe we should take this time to talk about the FMG do's and don'ts. For instance:

DO:
Carry around a box of gamma radiation in case you meet a potential ladyfriend who has expressed interest in hulking out.

Put warning labels on videos or materials that might inadvertantly cause a hulking out.

When visiting hulking out related sites, be careful in what you wear in case you come into contact with gamma radiation or Indian vampires.

DON'T:
Take a box of gamma radiation to a nursing home or church. The hulking out of people who generally frequent these areas is frowned upon, or at the very least will cause massive backlash.

Make your girlfriend hulk out without having her expressed permission first. Otherwise, she will get very angry and despite what you may think, you won't like her when she's angry. Neither will your bones or your car.

Make Deadly Pixxxie hulk out without her expressed permission, otherwise she will be a very unhappy pixxxie. See point two above for expected consequences.

Remember: Only you can enjoy FMG safely and responsibly! Please respect others and maybe one day they might express a FMG fantasy that is within your power to fulfill.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

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