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  • in reply to: A Crazyfck story redone… #86149
    CaptMalcomReynolds
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    Here's a SMALL excerpt. Please note that I'm NOT a writer. NSFW

    She frowned as she looked at herself. Still the same old me, she thought as she looked at herself in the mirror. When she was younger, she had possessed a trimmer body for her 5’3 tall frame and perky breasts but had never managed to “find the right one” because of her fierce religiosity and unattractive face.  Over the years, and through bouts of depressions, her body had become padded with a layer of fat around her mid section, butt, hips, and under her arms. Her breasts, she knew, at the age of 49, had begun to sag.  Sighing she took off her robe and stood naked in front of the mirror and what she saw surprised her.

    Is my stomach smaller? She thought as she posed in the mirror, turning slowly. My butt and arms look a little firmer too, she thought as she flexed a small bicep. “Is this the strength that I asked God for?” she gasped, suddenly remembering her drug induced dream. As she did, a small swell of hope grew in her chest. “I swear to God if it is,  I will do everything to save Mr. Esquibel’s family and get them to heaven!”

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    Over the next month, Ms. Quitada became more aggressive and fervent in stopping sin. She came to realize that the uneasy feelings she once felt were a sixth sense which focused on acts of sin emanating from the household. Feeling self righteous, she searched out the offenders and used her new strength intimidate them into prayer for their trespasses. At the end of each prayer session, she felt invigorated. She could feel a new energy flowing through her as she was excited at doing God’s work.

    Every morning, she would examine herself in the mirror and witness new changes to her body. As such, she felt compelled to wear longer and longer garments to hide her rapidly changing figure. I must not let them lust, she thought. I must do God’s work. Stripping down in front of the mirror, she saw that her stomach was now flat. Running her eyes over her body she saw that her buttocks had begun to take on a toned shape. Looking upward, she focused on the small of her back, now smooth, and with her hand, she traced the smooth curve of her buttocks, down her increasingly toned thighs, and to the small bulges of emerging calve muscles. Moving back up, she lowered her arm and did a small tricep flex. Her arms, had lost their fat deposits and were also equally toned. I look like I’m 35 again. It’s a miracle!  She thought. I feel so sexy, she mentally purred, And powerful! Wait! I must not think that! She prayed.

    in reply to: A Crazyfck story redone… #86147
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    Wow. Did I mangle that post. Sorry.

    in reply to: The Mega Politics Thread….. #85872
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    lol. I was just playing around. I really didn't intend to start a political thread. I merely wanted to play a humorous joke for those viewers who hear the words "politics" and immediately do this…

    http://s72.photobucket.com/albums/i180/kingskimp/?action=view&current=facepalm2.gif

    in reply to: Please what watch this important cartoon #85841
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    You guys are just reveling in putting us through the same crap we spent the last eight years doing to you, aren't you?

    What do you mean revel? I provide actual cases which support MY OPINION. The cartoon does have a point in saying that these forces have the potential to tatter or ruin the fabric of our Republic.

    Why is that crap? It should be troubling to everyone. When did truth become the possession of people with either an R or a D after their name?

    in reply to: Please what watch this important cartoon #85837
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    Well, it is interesting in all honesty.

    I see the part showing where the person is chained up and gets a Union Stamp could be related to various proposals for union "card check" legislation.

    http://www.heritage.org/research/labor/wm1366.cfm

    The Supreme Court did rule on Kelo vs City of New London in Connecticut which transferred private property as part of a redevelopment program spearheaded by another private business. It was a 5-4 decision and very contested.

    In the part of the video where the man is surrounded by barbed wire and gets an old phonograph placed on his head, is symbolic of increased control over media. Hell, the White House is in a pickle over it's recent decision to collect information from dissenters on the health care debate using it's flag@whitehouse.gov email system. This is an attempt to control the debate and what's put out there by people. There is some discussion about whether this is legal under the Privacy Act of 1974.

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/07/white-house-collect-fishy-info-health-reform-illegal-critics-say/

    Lastly, there is a TON of rhetoric flying about concerning class warfare, attacks on corporations (some justified, some not), growing racial divides as is seen in groups like La Razza, New Black Panthers, Farrakhan and Wright, and the KKK (of course), and struggles regarding religion in the public sphere.

    All of these are transforming the United States to what (in [font=Verdana]

    CaptMalcomReynolds
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    Lol. Okay.. okay.. I'm up late and watching Fox's "Red Eye." Right now they have a anchor Patti Anne Brown on in a blue dress. I think she'd look hot.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPuakM1_5_o&feature=related

    And Robin Meade.

    in reply to: Britt Miller #26135
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    Man. She's built like a woman I once dated for a short time. She had that body but she had the face of Kristen Bell.

    Alas.. some things don't work out. lol

    in reply to: Are women getting more beautiful? #85738
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    Never been to Montreal. However, I have been to border in Texas. Laredo may be a crappy city but the women there are absolutely beautiful. Utah has some beauties too believe it or not.

    I still think the hottest women on the planet are from Israel.

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