[Fett]

Whoa! JimmyDimples wasn't kidding about the search party!

Well, we came through Fay all right, but then I lost my Internet service when a limb from the neighbor's tree fell and took our cable with it.  (It also provides our cable TV and digital phone service.)  Fortunately, the service was restored a couple of days later.

I should check in here more often.  You guys do miss me when I'm gone!  That's …touching… *sniffle*

If it's any consolation, I missed you.

Six times.

The rain fogged up the scope.

[Fett]

Welcome, Borland! 🙂

Your handle seems familiar…  ???

[Fett]

You and your *facts*.

I'm pretty sure it means what I think it means.

[Fett]

Not wishing to pry, Fett and Rex, but do you find yourself idly drawing your own "masturbatory aids"? I ask because, as an artistic dunce I wonder how fecund the artistic amongst us are when it comes to producing work for themselves rather than a comission for someone else.

I don't think 'fecund' is a real word.

*notices spellchecker doesn't highlight 'fecund'… but it does highlight 'spellchecker'*

*looks up meaning*

"waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus; excrement."

Whuh?

YOU'RE A FECUND, CPBELL! Huh?

As for masturbation – it's why I began drawing in the first place.

[Fett]

DCM… If you can't ask him, then order him… Like a super villain would.  ;D

[size=20pt]Cease your mindless scribbling cartooning slave and Behold the awesome project of ____[/size] <– (Insert project name here) [size=20pt]Dose it not Amaze you![/size] [size=20pt]Now Draw it like your very soul depends on on the outcome!… Which it does![/size]

Then laugh manically.  ;D

Trust me, he'll be impressed by your initiative and will gladly submit to your will.  ;D  …. I think…  :-

Oh well. Only one way to find out.  ;D

Ah! The old, "What Would Zim Do?" technique.

[Fett]

I think he's referring to DCM. 🙂

[Fett]

Rex pretty much has my thoughts.

I get paid upfront, and I take time. I don't tweak images and I don't like to be told what to draw beyond the basic concept. Everyone I've done a commission for, they go in blind, not knowing the shape of what they'll get. And every time they're happy (to my knowledge). It's because I probably put more thought into the commission than the person asking. And because I'm the fucking artist and I've been hired for that reason, not because I'm a puppet.

Thankfully, not only has everyone who's paid for my work put up with me taking forever, but they've liked them and not fucked me around once. Rex, it seems, has been fucked around, so he's a lot more pissed off about it, where as I'm a lot more polite.

But my thoughts are pretty much the same on the work ethic.

The other problem I have, which I'm sure Rex and I share, is that I can't be arsed to draw masturbatory aids for people. I'm sure I'd be raking in the cash if all I drew were big muscle women growing bigger and getting naked. But I have little time or desire for that.

Basically, what I've discovered is that if someone pays for my work, they'll have no end of hassle. I'll be slow and demanding. I'm a complete hassle to work with. But – and this is my redeeming feature – I'll do the best I can at the time. Every one of my commissions I've done, every one I planned to do, my best work that I could do.

Rex and I are a lot alike, it's just Rex doesn't have his thumb up his ass. Good for him. 🙂

[Fett]

I also think it's because Ms Fantasy isn't a masturbatory aid. :/

[Fett]

I'm looking forward to the comic Rex. I really enjoyed the Ranter special.

[Fett]

This is Ashlee chan reminding you all to Nueter your horny dogs! 😮
and Fett Very nice work, that one with the little Girl and boy working out, is that a comic your working on?
I love your Big Muscled Girls , keep up the great work!

What they said. Thanks! 🙂

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